Post by AIB on Feb 21, 2011 14:20:59 GMT -5
Did I game her or did she game me?
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(2/21/2011 11:17:54 AM) Her: anywayi gottago or i'll missmy free lunch chat later hunni x
(2/21/2011 11:18:04 AM) Me: cya
(2/21/2011 11:18:23 AM) Her: phone numbers on my profile if yawannatext me
(1:42:18 PM) Her: hey hunni back :0 xx
(1:42:22 PM) Her:
(1:45:43 PM) Me: hey, feeling fat?
(1:47:32 PM) Her: look bloomin pregnant and it was only sauge chips beans and apple crumble
(1:48:20 PM) Me: ha
(1:50:03 PM) Her: water retetion..i no whats coming then
(1:50:13 PM) Her: retention ( missing letters out again)
(1:49:53 PM) Me: what's coming? a massive piss?
(1:51:16 PM) Her: no 9 days of goddamit stop the flipping pain n well that was a white bed sheet..damn it
(1:51:23 PM) Her: catch me drift?
(1:51:25 PM) Me: i don't trust anyone who can bleed for a week without dying
(1:52:36 PM) Her: how old isthat my god dads beensaying that andhe's64
(1:52:28 PM) Me: it maybe old but it's gooooooood...i got it from South Park
(1:53:43 PM) Her: its tame ..
(1:53:52 PM) Her: i statrted asexwar at the youth group today
(1:53:22 PM) Me: what am a seks war?
(1:54:22 PM) Her: sex war..needanew keyboard theresno letters on the keys
(1:54:11 PM) Me: is that your way of saying u raped someone?
(1:55:32 PM) Her: some 16 yr old twat came in saying he's got a 5 girl pregnant..and he thinks he's all that and women should bow at his feet..
(1:55:46 PM) Her: for all men are far superior and idaredto ssay different
(1:56:28 PM) Me: what a man...i'm sure they were all underage, ugly and had low-self-esteem
(1:57:00 PM) Me: and the big man has probably fucked them up even more
(1:58:31 PM) Her: he gets girls pregnant dumps them never see the girl or the kid again.. he's like a bloody disease
(1:58:51 PM) Me: he'll end up in prison, fuck him
(1:59:54 PM) Her: no thanks he'sminging
(1:59:29 PM) Me: you like pretty boys
(2:01:15 PM) Her: i like long haired goth/metal guys not 16yr old chavs
(2:01:33 PM) Me: i like boobs
(2:03:29 PM) Her: i aint got much of them unless impregnant then they inflate summit crazy
(2:03:51 PM) Me: that's a shame...don't get pregnant on my account
(2:05:17 PM) Her: well im planning the next already... just liikung fir the right guy now
(2:05:26 PM) Her: looking
(2:04:57 PM) Me: whoah there
(2:06:35 PM) Her: ey.. i sed pl;anning that means buying everything in first tho thats nearly sorted...
(2:07:57 PM) Me: hmm, how old are you?
(2:08:54 PM) Her: nearly 25
(2:16:34 PM) Her: hehe silence
(2:16:29 PM) Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx58hXh4pVA
(2:17:08 PM) Me: it sounds like your goal is the child, not the man
(2:17:22 PM) Me: the man a means to an end
(2:18:23 PM) Her: iwanta wedding too
(2:21:01 PM) Her: id love everything to be perfect, but wiith my health time for perfect doesnt seem viable..unless you wanna marry me in 3 weeks time and hurry it all along hehe.
(2:25:38 PM) Her: proper silence hmmm#
(2:26:19 PM) Me: enjoy some more of christina scabbia, she be hawt
(2:27:34 PM) Her: who?
(2:27:00 PM) Me: WHO?! get out
(2:28:32 PM) Her: seriously...i have no tv.so yeah er who?
(2:27:53 PM) Me: www.metalinjection.net/photos/REV0707coverV4.jpg
(2:28:11 PM) Me: in red
(2:29:12 PM) Her: erugh n im bi
(2:28:47 PM) Me: lol, you have no taste
(2:30:05 PM) Her: i have...id fuck the doc from star trek enterprise...
(2:29:30 PM) Me: show me a pic
(2:32:50 PM) Her: tinyurl.com/4am9zy4
(2:34:19 PM) Her: tinyurl.com/4nnxfs7
(2:34:23 PM) Me: i'm sure she was sexy in her younger days but those must have been a long time ago
(2:36:18 PM) Her: then again i had a thing for "data" the android but he lookes a lot likemy mate trev so
(2:36:11 PM) Me: wowzor www.nresimleri.com/photo/Cristina-Scabbia80203.jpg
(2:36:38 PM) Me: i would do bad things
(2:38:14 PM) Her: you'd do bad things if you saw my "glamour model" work too
(2:37:38 PM) Me: oh yeah?
(2:38:17 PM) Me: i dunno
(2:41:42 PM) Me: enjoy the silence
(2:42:55 PM) Her: just sending u a pic or 2...
(2:42:19 PM) Me: email?
(2:43:31 PM) Her: yeah
(2:42:46 PM) Me: ok
(2:48:17 PM) Her: sent (3 softcore nekkid pics)
(2:49:35 PM) Me: k
(2:52:34 PM) Me: none of your bum,
(2:56:45 PM) Her: hehe maied u one (1 pic, arse, legs spread)
(2:59:47 PM) Me: ouch, that last one has me pitching a tent
(3:00:57 PM) Her: hehe
(3:01:41 PM) Her: i looked better pregnant as the extra weight pulled my ass up tight
(3:01:33 PM) Me: i'm sure your arse is still tight
(3:02:52 PM) Her: hehe wannafuck it
(3:02:50 PM) Me: that depends, would u like it if i did?
(3:04:58 PM) Her: growls l love it
(3:06:11 PM) Me: you'd feel my hot breath on your neck while i pulled your hair and bit your ear
(3:07:18 PM) Her: mmm yeah
(3:07:45 PM) Me: i'd play with those little tits until the nipples were hard and i'd slap your arse, HARD
(3:08:28 PM) Me: are you wet yet?
(3:09:27 PM) Her: mmm yeah ..
(3:10:15 PM) Me: i'd start pumping slow, so slow you'd be the one wanting to go faster
(3:11:54 PM) Me: i'd speed up gradually and when u got too into it i'd pull out and make you suck it
(3:12:56 PM) Her: nooerugh!
(3:12:21 PM) Me: jaaaaaa, i'm in control biatch
(3:13:39 PM) Her: no im the mistresshere and you'll do asi say, i dont give head at allanddefinatley if its been up my ass...
(3:13:22 PM) Me: unlucky, see ya
(3:14:46 PM) Her: lol the only unlucky onehere is you... passing up a glamour model oh well
(3:15:26 PM) Me: haha, there are many pretty girls in the world...good looks are common
(3:16:12 PM) Me: byeeeeeee
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(2/21/2011 11:17:54 AM) Her: anywayi gottago or i'll missmy free lunch chat later hunni x
(2/21/2011 11:18:04 AM) Me: cya
(2/21/2011 11:18:23 AM) Her: phone numbers on my profile if yawannatext me
(1:42:18 PM) Her: hey hunni back :0 xx
(1:42:22 PM) Her:
(1:45:43 PM) Me: hey, feeling fat?
(1:47:32 PM) Her: look bloomin pregnant and it was only sauge chips beans and apple crumble
(1:48:20 PM) Me: ha
(1:50:03 PM) Her: water retetion..i no whats coming then
(1:50:13 PM) Her: retention ( missing letters out again)
(1:49:53 PM) Me: what's coming? a massive piss?
(1:51:16 PM) Her: no 9 days of goddamit stop the flipping pain n well that was a white bed sheet..damn it
(1:51:23 PM) Her: catch me drift?
(1:51:25 PM) Me: i don't trust anyone who can bleed for a week without dying
(1:52:36 PM) Her: how old isthat my god dads beensaying that andhe's64
(1:52:28 PM) Me: it maybe old but it's gooooooood...i got it from South Park
(1:53:43 PM) Her: its tame ..
(1:53:52 PM) Her: i statrted asexwar at the youth group today
(1:53:22 PM) Me: what am a seks war?
(1:54:22 PM) Her: sex war..needanew keyboard theresno letters on the keys
(1:54:11 PM) Me: is that your way of saying u raped someone?
(1:55:32 PM) Her: some 16 yr old twat came in saying he's got a 5 girl pregnant..and he thinks he's all that and women should bow at his feet..
(1:55:46 PM) Her: for all men are far superior and idaredto ssay different
(1:56:28 PM) Me: what a man...i'm sure they were all underage, ugly and had low-self-esteem
(1:57:00 PM) Me: and the big man has probably fucked them up even more
(1:58:31 PM) Her: he gets girls pregnant dumps them never see the girl or the kid again.. he's like a bloody disease
(1:58:51 PM) Me: he'll end up in prison, fuck him
(1:59:54 PM) Her: no thanks he'sminging
(1:59:29 PM) Me: you like pretty boys
(2:01:15 PM) Her: i like long haired goth/metal guys not 16yr old chavs
(2:01:33 PM) Me: i like boobs
(2:03:29 PM) Her: i aint got much of them unless impregnant then they inflate summit crazy
(2:03:51 PM) Me: that's a shame...don't get pregnant on my account
(2:05:17 PM) Her: well im planning the next already... just liikung fir the right guy now
(2:05:26 PM) Her: looking
(2:04:57 PM) Me: whoah there
(2:06:35 PM) Her: ey.. i sed pl;anning that means buying everything in first tho thats nearly sorted...
(2:07:57 PM) Me: hmm, how old are you?
(2:08:54 PM) Her: nearly 25
(2:16:34 PM) Her: hehe silence
(2:16:29 PM) Me: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lx58hXh4pVA
(2:17:08 PM) Me: it sounds like your goal is the child, not the man
(2:17:22 PM) Me: the man a means to an end
(2:18:23 PM) Her: iwanta wedding too
(2:21:01 PM) Her: id love everything to be perfect, but wiith my health time for perfect doesnt seem viable..unless you wanna marry me in 3 weeks time and hurry it all along hehe.
(2:25:38 PM) Her: proper silence hmmm#
(2:26:19 PM) Me: enjoy some more of christina scabbia, she be hawt
(2:27:34 PM) Her: who?
(2:27:00 PM) Me: WHO?! get out
(2:28:32 PM) Her: seriously...i have no tv.so yeah er who?
(2:27:53 PM) Me: www.metalinjection.net/photos/REV0707coverV4.jpg
(2:28:11 PM) Me: in red
(2:29:12 PM) Her: erugh n im bi
(2:28:47 PM) Me: lol, you have no taste
(2:30:05 PM) Her: i have...id fuck the doc from star trek enterprise...
(2:29:30 PM) Me: show me a pic
(2:32:50 PM) Her: tinyurl.com/4am9zy4
(2:34:19 PM) Her: tinyurl.com/4nnxfs7
(2:34:23 PM) Me: i'm sure she was sexy in her younger days but those must have been a long time ago
(2:36:18 PM) Her: then again i had a thing for "data" the android but he lookes a lot likemy mate trev so
(2:36:11 PM) Me: wowzor www.nresimleri.com/photo/Cristina-Scabbia80203.jpg
(2:36:38 PM) Me: i would do bad things
(2:38:14 PM) Her: you'd do bad things if you saw my "glamour model" work too
(2:37:38 PM) Me: oh yeah?
(2:38:17 PM) Me: i dunno
(2:41:42 PM) Me: enjoy the silence
(2:42:55 PM) Her: just sending u a pic or 2...
(2:42:19 PM) Me: email?
(2:43:31 PM) Her: yeah
(2:42:46 PM) Me: ok
(2:48:17 PM) Her: sent (3 softcore nekkid pics)
(2:49:35 PM) Me: k
(2:52:34 PM) Me: none of your bum,
(2:56:45 PM) Her: hehe maied u one (1 pic, arse, legs spread)
(2:59:47 PM) Me: ouch, that last one has me pitching a tent
(3:00:57 PM) Her: hehe
(3:01:41 PM) Her: i looked better pregnant as the extra weight pulled my ass up tight
(3:01:33 PM) Me: i'm sure your arse is still tight
(3:02:52 PM) Her: hehe wannafuck it
(3:02:50 PM) Me: that depends, would u like it if i did?
(3:04:58 PM) Her: growls l love it
(3:06:11 PM) Me: you'd feel my hot breath on your neck while i pulled your hair and bit your ear
(3:07:18 PM) Her: mmm yeah
(3:07:45 PM) Me: i'd play with those little tits until the nipples were hard and i'd slap your arse, HARD
(3:08:28 PM) Me: are you wet yet?
(3:09:27 PM) Her: mmm yeah ..
(3:10:15 PM) Me: i'd start pumping slow, so slow you'd be the one wanting to go faster
(3:11:54 PM) Me: i'd speed up gradually and when u got too into it i'd pull out and make you suck it
(3:12:56 PM) Her: nooerugh!
(3:12:21 PM) Me: jaaaaaa, i'm in control biatch
(3:13:39 PM) Her: no im the mistresshere and you'll do asi say, i dont give head at allanddefinatley if its been up my ass...
(3:13:22 PM) Me: unlucky, see ya
(3:14:46 PM) Her: lol the only unlucky onehere is you... passing up a glamour model oh well
(3:15:26 PM) Me: haha, there are many pretty girls in the world...good looks are common
(3:16:12 PM) Me: byeeeeeee