Post by Majesty on Feb 5, 2011 16:13:24 GMT -5
Welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, welly, well...
I figured I should start posting some field reports to help me out with my game.
And what better way to start other than posting one of the worst nights I had since I've been at college!
So I met up with some friends last night and we hit up a house party as usual, and as usual it was a total dickfest. As I went to go grab a brew I looked around and saw about 5-8 girls compared to a buttload of guys. There was actually 2 hot girls just standing against the wall looking bored so I decided to go over and talk to them... after I passed by like 5 times (Gotta work on the AA).
So when I finally grew a pair I turned towards then and just projected my voice and said "Hey I'm Majesty, you guys looked bored just leaning against the wall". The smiled and gave me their names and i shook their hands. I then said to them "I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't get the jersey memo" (Apparently it was like a sports themed party and everyone was wearing jerseys and shit) and they both laughed and said yeah. Then I kinda just blanked out right there and didn't know what to say. I tried talking to them about the bp game going on behind us but they weren't really receptive and stopped talking and started to look away so I kinda just left to go grab another beer.
The next few girls I tried was when I was around the keg area and just tried to pick them up while they were trying to refill or whatever. All of them really went nowhere because I couldn't really stop them and grab their attention.
Then finally I tried going to where there was a bar and there were two girls and one guy so I just did the RSD Tim "Hi, my name is Majesty" thing again. This one went a little better because I was trying my best to not think about everything. Also one of the chicks was wearing a boston jersey and the there was in a referee uniform so I figured I'd play off that. I guess I was trying to do some negging bullshit because I told the ref chick that I don't trust her because at one point shes probably gonna try to fuck me over somehow because thats what all refs do and I told the boston chick that I'm a yankee fan so I have to naturally be enemies with her. So I used that to kinda tease with both of them until the ref chick left to go get a drink then I just tried to build comfort with the boston chick saying how i was in boston for a while and its a really cool place. Then the other dude started to be an asshole by asking me all of these questions about baseball and basketball which I didn't know any of the answers to, nor did I give a shit so i tried ignoring him and talked to the chick while he said I don't know shit about baseball or basketball. She finally left to go find her friend and get a drink so the dude kept talking/being a dick to me (the whole time when i was talking to the girls he was trying to make me look stupid and twist my words around). He then pointed out a chick and asked me if I thought she was hot and I said yea then he flipped out on me saying that's his gf and him and his friend are gonna kick my ass blah blah blah so I just left and got pizza. All in all pretty bad night, last week I actually did a lot better lol
sooo yeaaa i gotta lot to work on heh
tl;dr:
-Need to work on AA/Stop being a bitch
-Stop trying to think about what to do for everything
-Work on keeping the conversation flowing
-Need to get physical/Escalate more
-Find better places to go and avoid douchebags
If you guys can think of anything else I should work on jus lemme know!
I figured I should start posting some field reports to help me out with my game.
And what better way to start other than posting one of the worst nights I had since I've been at college!
So I met up with some friends last night and we hit up a house party as usual, and as usual it was a total dickfest. As I went to go grab a brew I looked around and saw about 5-8 girls compared to a buttload of guys. There was actually 2 hot girls just standing against the wall looking bored so I decided to go over and talk to them... after I passed by like 5 times (Gotta work on the AA).
So when I finally grew a pair I turned towards then and just projected my voice and said "Hey I'm Majesty, you guys looked bored just leaning against the wall". The smiled and gave me their names and i shook their hands. I then said to them "I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't get the jersey memo" (Apparently it was like a sports themed party and everyone was wearing jerseys and shit) and they both laughed and said yeah. Then I kinda just blanked out right there and didn't know what to say. I tried talking to them about the bp game going on behind us but they weren't really receptive and stopped talking and started to look away so I kinda just left to go grab another beer.
The next few girls I tried was when I was around the keg area and just tried to pick them up while they were trying to refill or whatever. All of them really went nowhere because I couldn't really stop them and grab their attention.
Then finally I tried going to where there was a bar and there were two girls and one guy so I just did the RSD Tim "Hi, my name is Majesty" thing again. This one went a little better because I was trying my best to not think about everything. Also one of the chicks was wearing a boston jersey and the there was in a referee uniform so I figured I'd play off that. I guess I was trying to do some negging bullshit because I told the ref chick that I don't trust her because at one point shes probably gonna try to fuck me over somehow because thats what all refs do and I told the boston chick that I'm a yankee fan so I have to naturally be enemies with her. So I used that to kinda tease with both of them until the ref chick left to go get a drink then I just tried to build comfort with the boston chick saying how i was in boston for a while and its a really cool place. Then the other dude started to be an asshole by asking me all of these questions about baseball and basketball which I didn't know any of the answers to, nor did I give a shit so i tried ignoring him and talked to the chick while he said I don't know shit about baseball or basketball. She finally left to go find her friend and get a drink so the dude kept talking/being a dick to me (the whole time when i was talking to the girls he was trying to make me look stupid and twist my words around). He then pointed out a chick and asked me if I thought she was hot and I said yea then he flipped out on me saying that's his gf and him and his friend are gonna kick my ass blah blah blah so I just left and got pizza. All in all pretty bad night, last week I actually did a lot better lol
sooo yeaaa i gotta lot to work on heh
tl;dr:
-Need to work on AA/Stop being a bitch
-Stop trying to think about what to do for everything
-Work on keeping the conversation flowing
-Need to get physical/Escalate more
-Find better places to go and avoid douchebags
If you guys can think of anything else I should work on jus lemme know!