Post by samiam on Jan 23, 2011 4:24:02 GMT -5
Alright, kind of buzzed as I'm typing this, so forgive any spelling mistakes. Had a pretty decent night, so thought I'd start my FR here.
I'm in a midwestern state school, about 40,000 undergrads, and I'm a freshman. Seeing as I'm not 21, any mentions of alcohol are purely for comedic effect, and not true at all.
Tonight
I start the night hanging out in the lounge in the dorm of a girl who I had class with last semester. SHe's wayyyyyy into me, but she's ugly, so I just chill with her because her floormates are funny. We're having fun in the lounge, but none of the girls there are cute, so I've basically resigned myself to a shitty night.
Luckily, some girl's friend comes in, a cute blonde, and we vibe almost immediately, get some nice eye contact going, but we're on separate couches, and girl-who-loves-me (curly) is sitting right next to me. I'm not really gaming her because I assume curly's going to cockblock me. To my surprise, curly leaves for like 30 minutes so I hang with blondie and her friend, turns out we're the same major and we have a class together. I get her number, we say we're going to be best friends from now on, and I say she can be my VP when I'm president. She says I'll be HER VP when she's president, and I just laugh at her. A female president? hahahahahaha.....
We start complaining about being sober, some guy volunteers his room to drink in, and we promptly head in there and start pounding shots. For some reason he leaves, so it's just me, blondie, and her friend hanging out drinking. Me and blondie flirt back and forth, we make fun of her friend for being a virgin (call her a unicorn, that's her name for the rest of the night), we talk about our sexual exploits, basically just get dirty with each other. At some point I steal her phone from her and try to text her mom, and she basically rapes me to get the phone back, getting about as physical as you can get without actually fucking. From that point, it was ON!
We decide to head back, tons of kino on the walk back, her friend's judging us, and telling me that blondie's going to make out with me. Um, hell no she's not, I'll be the one in charge here, so I say that's not going to happen because I have standards ;D. It's said jokingly, but blondie's annoyed, and wants me even more now. I decide to not bother with her tonight, I'm tired, I'll close her some other time. Head back to my dorm, and turns out my roommate and his friends are recording music in our room....... wtf.
I call blondie up, and head over to unicorn's room where she's spending the night. Unicorn's on bottom bunk, blondie's on top, so I climb up there and chill on the end of the bed, not messing with blondie, decide she's going to have to chase me. She's messing with me with her feet, and then decides to call me gay, all while pushing her face up in my face trying to start a makeout. Of course, I can't take this assault to my manhood, so I start assaulting her right back with my mouth.
We get going pretty hard, most clothes come off, then we remember- oh shit, her friend's on the bottom bunk, awkward. I decide to stick with my standard approach, "eh, fuck it" and eat her out for a while, doing an admittedly terrible job because I felt like I was about to fall off the bunk bed. Fuck your orgasm, I'm not risking brain damage to get you off. She refuses to blow me because, and I quote here, "I don't want to have to clean up jizz off my friends bed." Whatever, she seems like she'd be dtf if her friend wasn't there, so I'll just nail her some other time. I head back to my room, and am currently listening to some gangsta rap being recorded
el fin
I'm in a midwestern state school, about 40,000 undergrads, and I'm a freshman. Seeing as I'm not 21, any mentions of alcohol are purely for comedic effect, and not true at all.
Tonight
I start the night hanging out in the lounge in the dorm of a girl who I had class with last semester. SHe's wayyyyyy into me, but she's ugly, so I just chill with her because her floormates are funny. We're having fun in the lounge, but none of the girls there are cute, so I've basically resigned myself to a shitty night.
Luckily, some girl's friend comes in, a cute blonde, and we vibe almost immediately, get some nice eye contact going, but we're on separate couches, and girl-who-loves-me (curly) is sitting right next to me. I'm not really gaming her because I assume curly's going to cockblock me. To my surprise, curly leaves for like 30 minutes so I hang with blondie and her friend, turns out we're the same major and we have a class together. I get her number, we say we're going to be best friends from now on, and I say she can be my VP when I'm president. She says I'll be HER VP when she's president, and I just laugh at her. A female president? hahahahahaha.....
We start complaining about being sober, some guy volunteers his room to drink in, and we promptly head in there and start pounding shots. For some reason he leaves, so it's just me, blondie, and her friend hanging out drinking. Me and blondie flirt back and forth, we make fun of her friend for being a virgin (call her a unicorn, that's her name for the rest of the night), we talk about our sexual exploits, basically just get dirty with each other. At some point I steal her phone from her and try to text her mom, and she basically rapes me to get the phone back, getting about as physical as you can get without actually fucking. From that point, it was ON!
We decide to head back, tons of kino on the walk back, her friend's judging us, and telling me that blondie's going to make out with me. Um, hell no she's not, I'll be the one in charge here, so I say that's not going to happen because I have standards ;D. It's said jokingly, but blondie's annoyed, and wants me even more now. I decide to not bother with her tonight, I'm tired, I'll close her some other time. Head back to my dorm, and turns out my roommate and his friends are recording music in our room....... wtf.
I call blondie up, and head over to unicorn's room where she's spending the night. Unicorn's on bottom bunk, blondie's on top, so I climb up there and chill on the end of the bed, not messing with blondie, decide she's going to have to chase me. She's messing with me with her feet, and then decides to call me gay, all while pushing her face up in my face trying to start a makeout. Of course, I can't take this assault to my manhood, so I start assaulting her right back with my mouth.
We get going pretty hard, most clothes come off, then we remember- oh shit, her friend's on the bottom bunk, awkward. I decide to stick with my standard approach, "eh, fuck it" and eat her out for a while, doing an admittedly terrible job because I felt like I was about to fall off the bunk bed. Fuck your orgasm, I'm not risking brain damage to get you off. She refuses to blow me because, and I quote here, "I don't want to have to clean up jizz off my friends bed." Whatever, she seems like she'd be dtf if her friend wasn't there, so I'll just nail her some other time. I head back to my room, and am currently listening to some gangsta rap being recorded
el fin