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Post by Two Step on Apr 1, 2011 12:37:35 GMT -5
JUST FUCKING HUG A BITCH BRAH
So i actually got real dressed up and pretty tonight...i look hot
Alright so i head out to some country bar with my roomie, im feeling like the man tonight.....im def getting laid....fuck yeah
............Bout a hour and half later I am standing angrily at the bar staring off into to no where. Nothing is clicking, i want to go home. Some bitch just ignored me after i poked the shit at her and yelled at her. Girls are walking away, one even has the audacity to tell me my game sucks......WHAT THE FUCK.... maybe im just not cut out to be a super saiyan man slut
Im like a kid throwing a temper tantrum...fuck game....im just gonna drink my beer and smolder like a chode......
I going over in my head why shit isnt clicking tonight.....and then i just flip the fuck out.... Fuck this shit, fuck moping around. No more thinking
One thing i have never applied is just mass hugging... I read a post on brads blog about this...so im like fuck this...im just gonna hug the shit out of everyone...No game...just hugs...
I see this hot chick.....I storm up to her like a boss. Literally like part her friends and am like
...sup
Shes says her name and get all excited. TIME TO GET HUGGED BTICH.....So i start like molest hugging this girl
(molest hug- Hug the girl and then never take your hands off her hips/body after that) She lights the fuck up
Her friend comes up and tries to cock block....YOUR GETTTING HUGGED SLUT
she cheers up and stops being a fag
I then grab all of her friends and we have a hug orgy. I then tell them i love them but i must steal there friend.
We go to the patio and I try and make out with her.....she says shes in a SAW RAWWRI ITTTY and cant be seen doing that
I counter her logic with hugging...because love conquers all
we make out and start getting freaky as I tell her how im gonna hand feed her wendys chicken nuggets later tonight. We go around a corner and i make her orgasm in public with fingers n stuff...HAHAHAHHAHAHA...anyways i also number closed...HIGH FIVE
Anyways i go the dance floor and just stand in the middle of it because ima boss. Bosses dont dance.
I see this girl ...shes dancing....cuz she wants a hug
I just walk up and put her in a massive bear hug. Shes looks up in fear at first but then realizes I have the nimbus so Its totally cool if I molest her. We make out with out exchanging words. We grind n shit...I drag her off the dance floor because like ive said before i have two rules
a) Only faggots grind on the dance floor...on stage or not at all b) Grinding is for faggots
We make out more n stuff
So i have the power of jesus embedded in my hugs. I see these amazin looking girls. BIG HUG.....folllowed by YO....GIVE ME YOUR NUMBER ..... I do this like 10 times in a row and only 2 girls run away....the rest give me their numbers....and then I am off to hug mo bitches
This goes on in a blur of makes outs, screams of terror and molesting for about a hour.
I then meet up with wendys chick from earlier....OH JA WE HAS THA SECKS
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Post by Two Step on Apr 3, 2011 15:01:43 GMT -5
By the way guys my main field report thread with pictures and shit is here www.rsdnation.com/node/162953?page=36#comment-711848i know i should post my all my shit hear but that thread is literally how i got started in all of this. kinda attatched Senator Money Bags Pulls a Zoo Keeper So im at this club in abilene yo Tonight I have gone out wearing a night at the roxbury shiny shirt and ferrari sunglasses bought at a convience store. The theme of the night for my entertainment is Pompous rich deuschbag Notice drinks spilled all over me lol Anyhoo, I get fucking smashed because its apparently the cool thing to do and enter extremely pompous asshole mode for shits and giggles. I only did 2 sets tonight but thats really all it took. First set I have a ton of ones in my pocket and just start throwing them at these girls and saying MONEH...they are extremely confused and I tell them I am a traveling Senator.....Of what? ....Money Bags....this makes no sense ....at all...but they go along with it I tell them about spain and africa and how there is a big lacks of monies there. One girl accuses me of not having money... So i decide that palming her face is a logical comeback...she like OMG WTF at first. Then we realize its hilarious and talk more.. This girl is not dtf so i numba close and go somewhere else I open these two girls with a voice the monopoly man would have Hello girls....do you like.......Moneh? They are like wtf is this shit. They respond with shit tests and rude comments This does not matter because i have sooo.....much....moneh I put my arms around them (as they attempt to tool me) and explain exactly how much moneh I have...... and that I would like to fill each other their houses with exotic livestock from far away lands. One starts to say something and I put my finger to her lips and just say,........luxury....fine woods and silk.....what do you think about that? (snl skit) At this point im about to die laughing.... to make matters worse my bartender doesnt really charge me for drinks because I always very nice to her. This allows me to order a ton of random expensive shots to make it actually seems like I have lots of moneh... This girls tells me I am funny and I tell her I am going to take her away in my ferrari outside and make love to her and a persian rug...then burn the rug for our amusement.... We then end up laughing and shooting the shit. I start talking about my dog chewbacca because he is extremely interesting. Chewbacca The girl lights up because she loves animal. Turns out this little hotty is like zookeeper or some shit. My new opinion about verbal game is just to talk about shit I like till they agree with me. Eventually you will find a commonality with everyone We end up falling in love at the bar and making out like school kids all over the back pateo. Anyways I pull her to wendys from the club (new go to spot yo) and she will not come back to the house because she knows hanky panky will ensue. I truly dont care so we will get around to hankimus pankimus some other time anyhoo i think im gonna go jerk off or something.
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Post by Two Step on Apr 11, 2011 16:25:59 GMT -5
College Station Insanity
Heres what I have been doing for the past week
Public Indecency is cool yo
So im in college station yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I go out on northgate and basically lose all my friends so I decide its time to hit on chicks
Blah open sets, make out with people, the usual.
I end up at this bar and I see a group of girls sitting at a table, the bathroom is full so I decide to use the good ol SITUATION OPENERS
Hey girl i have to pee but cant so im gonna sit here, alright cool hi
They are like wtf for like 3 minutes fortunately Im a huge loser so I stay anyways. Eventually they come around and then ones boyfriend shows up. Im bored so i try and do the woogity with him, he refuses
I then turn all my attention from the girls and call the guy a faggot, a butt sniffing walrus and accuse him of being a vampire. His come back are oh yeah and shut up. I bite my thumb at him and throw my drink on his shoes and leave. WHo the fuck wont woogity handshake, your at a bar be social faggot.
This shit makes me mad
So i find my friends at some pizza shop and I hit on every girl there. I make out and get some innocent girls number. I then get pantced (pants pulled down) by my friend so I am walking around this pizza joint in my underwear for a bit.
I pull my pants up and meet this girl. We chat, I pull her outside and we makeout. I then tell her I drew a sweet picture of a cat behind this club next store.
We go there and I just start fingering her. She a huge slut and wants to fuck...
So for the next 30 minutes we awkwardly fuck behind this place. However like 20 people interrupt us during this time. LIke they walk around the corner and me and the girl pull up are pants and act like we are talking about the stock market or something. Anyhoooo, Its really weird. She starts talking about her bf and stuff and i keep telling her to suck my dick.
Some guy walks by and like high fives me and yells GET SOME YEAHHH
at this point this is just dumb. I pull up my pants and walk off
So i go into the club and see some girl dancing. I just grab her... we make out n stuff... I do push pull. I pull her from the dance floor to outside because of my numba 1 rule
Dancing is for faggots
We make out and then I tell her to take me home. She agrees and has to tell her friends. As we go in the bouncer stops me and lets her in. Poof shes gone
Anyhoo I then wander the streets and hit on everything that is hot.
I escalate on every. Sometimes it works, some times it doesnt.
Meet this one adorable girl, get a sweet kiss and she tells me i gotta call her tommorrow
So im stranded in northgate cuz I lost all my friends
Adorable girl calls me and picks me up
We go back to her house, oh my
She then gives me a ride home
Im extremely cool
RELENTLESS BEAST (Fri)
So im out with my friends and drink enough 4 horsemen to kill a village of cambodians.
We enter this bar and first thin I do is spot a chick and start hugging the shit out of her. Like the instant i walk in the room, she is hit with my uber charm.
I pull this girl and she end up going out with us..however,.... as the minutes pass the war, plague, famine and pestilence slowly start taking over my body
I go full retard
I am stumbling around with this girl while hitting on other girls. Very soon i lose the ability to walk. The girl finds my friends and says
Your friends cant walk and is very annoying......then leaves
WINNING
So im not allowed in bars anymore because im the drunkest guy in the 50 mile radius
My friends carry me to the gas station where i relentlessly hit on every girl i see. They have to pull me back
I climb in a car with a group of girls I dont know and tell them to take me home
After being thrown out I then purchase a sandwich
I use it as situaional opener and throw chunks of it at girls while yelling HEY HEY
Some girl catches a face full of turkey and cheese... Epic
Solid game guys...solid game
CHILIFUCKINGGEDDON (Best game ever day)
So me, daddy, and some other people all go to this thing called chili fest...it a giant field with 40 k drunk people running around...and also lot of drunk girls.... Can you say 8 hours of primate mode...I can
Start the day kinda slow because im still tanked as shit from the night before. I start approaching girls and mass hugging. Nothing is really clicking so im like fuck this girls here suck
Then i deicde girls everywhere suck and keep approaching like a boss.
SO i grab the 2 girls and tell them i love them and they are my new chili fest girl friends and bring them to to our tent. Me and this one really hit it off, both of em are cute but this ones friends is a total hotty. While I work some game with the initial one the hotty is kinda left out and lonely.
The initial one wont do anymore than make out because she has boyfriend. I use the good ol go hit and make out with other girls routine and she slowing starts coming around ciuz i have literally made out with like 4 random chicks in the past 5 minutes...I must be really cool
So i come back and she still wont get any dirtier
fuck this, i grab her hot friend and tell her shes my new gf. We make out and shes agrees.
Great friend by the way
we wander off to the bathroom and do stuff =P
I tell my new chii fest girlfriend i love her and then scamper off like smeagle
I walk up to a girl and open by taking my shirt off and say ....what now....BOOOM...we make out and stuff
I fall down while running to find more girls
I go to a frat tent with my collegestation wing JW
We shotgun alot of beer
I see this girl and shes cute, there for i talk to her. I say some stuff and just start hugging her. We fall in love...shes very cute... We make out and i lick her face
Then i hit on every girl there.. everyone loves kissing
Its like I said in my previous field report it is literally all about escalating, eye contact and stepping the fuck up sometimes. Like if you walk around and just hug girls your going to meet a few you just instantly click with, its hilarious. Man to women, thats it. Ive noticed i know very few guys who talk to a girl in a sexual fashion at all
Like all the girls im meeting, i talk about wanting to fuck and being in love like seconds after we meet.
I then roll back to my tent and just continue this shennanigans
DADDY ALSO KISSED A GIRL!!!!MUAHAHAHAH
THE NIGHT AFTA CHILI FEST [/size] We all go out, im totally exuasted, but completley in the zone. I glow. lately ive been trying to be 100x more chill when gaming. It takes alot of energy to constantly keep going insane. I dont really drink tonight at all
Hit up some bars, some girl from chili fest texts me sending 2 word sentences and igoring my texts back
This should be fun
I leave my friends for a bit to go find miss hard to get
Finally get to the bar shes at and she makes no effort to find me... like we are in the same room and i cant find this girl....and shes being a total shithead and making me chase basically
I tell her fuck this come to the smoke pit.
She finally comes out and I just look at her like I already know we are gonna feck. Dumb smirk like i know a really funny secret
I tell her to get the fuck over here, she says no and stands there and say for me to come there
Some guy sees this and is like dude go to her. ..............shut the fuck up dumbass
Anyhoo she starts to spout off some shit so i just go to her, interupt her and makeout with her... She stops talking. I say we are gonna go do shots before we fuck.....shes like woah what... i repeat myself...she thinks about it...and then is like okey dokey...
I lead her up stairs and grab her ass. She grabs mine...we make out while doing shots. She tells me im way to confident...and that i must be like a player...see saw me at chili fest, she knows whats up
I say yep =P
We take shots. I see a cool place for us to fuck so I take her there and we do it.
She keeps calling me honey...Like in condscending way. So i make her suck my dick which she refuse to do like 10 times until i just stare at her for a good 30 seconds
We walk back out..I tell her to stop calling me honey or Im walking off.
3 minutes later shes calls me honey
I walk off and go join my friends
BUY A BOOK
love two step
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