New Year's Eve (The final blowout of 2010--thank god)
Let me start on Wednesday night...
My friend and I, Mr. Joshua are out and surprisingly not drinking consider he is actually on leave--one must be sober if one wants to ride. I pulled two girls but decided to eject from the sets to let him take the prey--shit, he deserved them and he's only here for the week.
I've run out of attractive girls. Shit. Time to move on. I get a text from some friends that have come home from school for the break. It's these three girls that are not very attractive but holy jesus, have the coolest personalities ever so I hang out with them when not in public. They tell me to come over that they have friends over from school who want to meet me. I assume these girls (two sisters) will also be relatively fat and unattractive. Dead fucking wrong.
You know that bit how hot girls have ugly friends? Yeah... BIRACIAL ANGELS <-holy fuck
The lesser of the two is a 9.5. The more attractive of the two is out of a god damned music video--well, they both could be. Sexiest black/white girls I've ever seen in person. Unfortunately/fortunately, I'm looking like the red haired king leonidas. Whatever. I'm rugged as fuck and they will love me. Before I get into the room, I've got social value out the ass. These girls love me and my three unattractive friends are so thrilled to be friends with me its disgusting. Bingo. Eye contact from the older one, the ten. Glace back and give her my "oh yeah?" glance. Get it right back. I eject within the hour in order to keep an edge.
Goals set.
Friday (New Year's Eve)
1800 EST
I have been invited 7 different places but am still technically planless. I have my friend Mr. Nathaniel, who rivals me at times, out on scouting duty. He sniffs out decent pussy, er...parties and we wing shit out. Aside, he's going to my Number 2 choice party and I decide I am going to go to a party with my three friends (muahahahahaha!)
To be honest, I've spent New Years with them and my other friends for the past three years now since its the only time I really get to see them all year since they've gone to college. So to me its the natural choice...
2120 EST
I text Mr. Nathaniel with "I will de-wing a biracial angel tonight." We decide 2200 EST is the set time to arrive at our respective parties and determine which one we will go to.
2200 EST
I get to my friend's house. Boom. More people than I expected...also alot of girls... Perhaps too many. Nah.
2220 EST
After making my rounds, I decide to put the head down. She's isolated and away from her sister. She's having a good time, I'm having a good time--excellent. I walk up to her. Take her hand and twirl her and pull her close (THAT IS MY DANCE FLOOR MOVE, GOD DAMNIT). I whisper in her ear "Where did you get those moves?" She pulls back, looks me dead in the eyes and says "What did you say?" as she giggles. I smile and tell her "I was just talking to myself."
"You're cute." I push her away but hang onto her hand and say "I'm sorry, hunny, I don't move that fast but I'm very flattered" and wink. She shit tests me back immediately: "I bet girls never say no to you and now you're one of those over confident assholes, hm?" I say "no" is only followed by "don't stop." She hits my shoulder and acts appalled. I tell her to watch her mouth because I don't know what the word asshole means, as I have just graduated the third grade.
I go on to make other small talk, funny talk, physical touching, and sexual inuendo for the next ten-fifteen minutes. I begin to refer to her as "my teacher" since she seems to know all this stuff my innocent mind is unknowing of.
2240
A friend walks by and says I'm going to do shots. I walk away from the girl who puts her hand on her hip and gives the biggest attitude: "Where are you going, huh?" As I walk away, I turn and making dead on eye contact I say: "What fates impose, that men must needs abide; It boots not to resist both wind and tide" I smile and eject. Boom. I WILL fuck her.
I take shots. Too many shots. Mr. Nathaniel arrives, entirely blasted, and decides he will have a go at the sister.
2330
I dance with her. Everything's a blur until 2400. Am I drunk? Yes. Too drunk? Probably.
2410
I tell her to come upstairs with me, I need some cooler air. She comes upstairs. We start making out. I'm killing it.
0100
She tells me she absolutely refuses to sleep with me here. It's entirely too uncomfortable/awkward for her to do it here. She cites her sister and friends. I cry bullshit. But I cannot drive anywhere and outside is too cold. I am retardedly drunk. Fuck this. I am losing cabin pressure and quick. She stands up and throws my hands off her as she puts her clothes back on and walks out the door. She comes back and makes out with me again. I'm spinning. Fuck NOOO!
She puts my number in her phone and I dial it for her. She kisses me and leaves. Cold ass bitch...dear lord, I need to be in that!
0110
The last thing I remember of the evening
1037 (New Year's Day)
I wake up (in my own bed, wtf) and with two new texts: One saying "I'm sorry for doing that to you last night" and the second one, a solid twenty minutes later saying that "I'm leaving for home on Sunday.. PS i like red heads so visit me at school in a few weeks
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Lesson Learned:
TONE DOWN THE ALCOHOL. The extreme LMR and bitter failure was a direct result of me being so drunk. No girl wants to be the drunk hookup when they're not anywhere near as drunk.
Oh well, 2010's done and I need to up my numbers up in 2011. This is the last time alcohol murders my game.
As far as going to see her at school (the one my friends go to): Challenge accepted...I will make that girl moan in ecstasy.