Post by solodolo on Mar 1, 2011 22:54:11 GMT -5
So MassiveRay convinced me to start some FR's most of my lays come from day twos but I'll be covering everything here!
Alright so about two weeks ago I was rolling for the first time it was pretty legit but not all that it was hyped up to be. I show up at a house party. I spend fifteen minutes lost in the parking lot how fucking fail everyones phone is dead so I'm wandering around trying to find it.
FINALLY I arrive fuck yeah its on just going around saying hi to everyone not many people are here yet so I go outside and chill with my bros who are smoking some weed. Now I don't take part in smoking weed cause it's just a fucking downer for me. Fifteen minutes go by some girl arrives and texts me asking where I am.
This girl and myself have a lot of sexual tension and I mean A LOT we let each other know it but no moves go down since she has a thing with a friend of mine.
I do go inside though this is where the E hits me I feel drunk sort of pretty fucking happy huge grin on my face can't seem to get rid of it. Hey the ladies are here! "Hi I'm Devin" get to know everyone. Just make sure your presence is fucking known you're everyones friend I feel like this is the key to everything in social circle game. But at this point I'm really starting to roll so I was like fuckkkkkkkkkkk I need to sit down.
I find the nearest couch tell the girls to move and sit down. Heres where things get to start interesting. Nine fucking girls surround me I literally have a girl sitting on the arm rest to the right of me, a girl to the left of me on the couch, a girl sitting on the other arm rest, a girl sitting on a chair next to the other arm rest, then like four girls on the floor and they're all just laser staring the fuck out of me.
I'm just sitting there like fuck yeah I'm awesome (self love can go a long way my friends) i start opening a giant conversation with all the girls. Just random bullshit about the stupidest fucking things that interest me, talking about all of our surroundings the fucking creepy chodes posted up against the bar. (I mean they're all dressed to impress and shit trying to look their best but really if you're not going to have fun guys don't come.) K after like five minutes of this shit just showing them pictures on my phone "HEY LOOK AT MY LITTLE BROTHER ISN'T HE CUTE HAHA" they reply with some stupid bullshit "Yeah he must get it from his big brother " yeah he's six by the way and my little buddy I show him off.
Anyways I've had enough of being the fucking host and entertaining everyone so I simply grab one of the girls by the hand place her on my lap and all the other girls slowly disappear one by one lets call this girl HBclingy so we're sitting there just vibing shes rubbing me on my thighs and shit its pretty much on we're in our own world and we're going to make babies I know she fucking wants it yet she's holding back so I'm just like fuck this I don't have time to waste more fish in the sea. I get up and one of the girl from my little circle approaches me.
"HEY YOUR SHIRT REMINDS ME OF FACIALS" in a sloppy ass drunk voice. My shirt reads to spray love on her face by the way guys awesome fucking shirt. We shall call this girl HBTall now this girl is pretty cute but I'm 6'2 and she's around 6'1 I dont know its just weird for me. We fuck around and touch each other for a while just pretty much talking about whatever the fuck comes to my mind she steals my hat and tells me she wants it. I tell her its not fucking happening. We continue to flirt I'm touching her but not really escalating from there though. I definitely make it known my intentions are purely sexual though. I can see HBClingy eye fucking the shit out of me the whole time this is going down. Fuck this you can wear my hat for now I wanna go say hi to my friends.
Chilling with my friends and my ex girlfriend walks in the door what a bitch! She totally tries to ruin everything I do by mocking me or some shit YEAH bitch two can play this game. So since my loud fucking ex shows up everyone is getting kicked out. I wait at the door saying bye to every single girl. Every girl eye fucked me with huge smiles as they left so I figure some easy ass day twos will come of this. As HBclingy is leaving I grab her I ask her what the deal is I know you want it. She responds with "xxx is here and I hooked up with him it's weird" I just tell her I'm friends with him nobody gives a fuck and she tells me she does. So I cover her eyes "Do you see him now?" Nope... Make out ensues for about twelve seconds HOLY SHIT CLAW OF DEATH.
My ex girlfriend fucking grabs me and drags me outside what the fuck bitch. "I need to talk to you," "Oh yeah about?" then all she can come up with is you're really tall my boyfriend is short. Hah sucks for you bitch i proceed to walk back inside while she yells HAVE FUN WITH HBCLINGY to my back. Grow up. So I'm saying bye to HBTALL and her friends turns out she came with hbclingy and im really good friends with the people they came with. So they all ask me to come back to their place im rolling balls and don't know what I want to do. Hbclingy isolates me and says please please come over I want you I'll fucking kill you if you don't. I tell her its too far its like a thiry minute drive away. So she says she'll give me gas money. Fuck yeah its on. Before she leaves I slam her against her car and proceed to make out for a minute rubbing her all the right places making sure to give her nice bites this shit always wins.
I'm walking to my car she drives by and yells COME OVER OR ILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF. lol bitches are fucking crazy.
So I drive over there listening to some good old kid cudi rolling balls. Fun ass ride.
Anyways I get there and everyones smoking weed forget that shit I take HBclingy straight to the couch its make out time. We make out for like two fucking minutes im rubbing her pussy through her clothes all seems good! I look up half the people are gone. I see HBtall EYEFUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME HOLY FUCKING SHIT biting her lip giving me the fuck me now eyes. Turns out she is bi and getting really turned on watching me work my magic. So I was like BEDROOM time grab HBclingy yeah her roommates stole ALL THE FUCKING BEDROOMS and shes like uh I'm not doing it in front of everyone. Fuck you roommates fuck this stupid house and fuck yeah I love E. I take her into the kitchen proceed to finger her while she kisses my neck and moans in my ear yeah bitch you fucking love it. After waiting for a room for about twenty minutes I decide fuck this shit gotta bounce work in the morning. Check my phone I have like six texts from HBtall telling me how bad she wants me and that hbclingy is a loser (they're good friends) I can't help but find this shit funny as fuck. By the way the bathroom was really fucked up or something or I would of for sure taken her in there. Hbtall comes up to me hehehe your shirt really reminds me of facials rubs my chest and just eyefucks me some more. God if you werent so tall I would of bent you over and fucked you right there but I just have this fucking mental block. Fuck this going home got work in the AM finger HBclingy some more then dip.
Not a bad night overall just as Brad says on his blog pick the girl in which the logistics are already fucking settled and you know some stupid bullshit wont keep you from fucking. I had plenty of choices and I picked one with bad logistics. Check all your options learn from my mistakes!
HBTall making out with another girl
HBClingy being shy
Alright so about two weeks ago I was rolling for the first time it was pretty legit but not all that it was hyped up to be. I show up at a house party. I spend fifteen minutes lost in the parking lot how fucking fail everyones phone is dead so I'm wandering around trying to find it.
FINALLY I arrive fuck yeah its on just going around saying hi to everyone not many people are here yet so I go outside and chill with my bros who are smoking some weed. Now I don't take part in smoking weed cause it's just a fucking downer for me. Fifteen minutes go by some girl arrives and texts me asking where I am.
This girl and myself have a lot of sexual tension and I mean A LOT we let each other know it but no moves go down since she has a thing with a friend of mine.
I do go inside though this is where the E hits me I feel drunk sort of pretty fucking happy huge grin on my face can't seem to get rid of it. Hey the ladies are here! "Hi I'm Devin" get to know everyone. Just make sure your presence is fucking known you're everyones friend I feel like this is the key to everything in social circle game. But at this point I'm really starting to roll so I was like fuckkkkkkkkkkk I need to sit down.
I find the nearest couch tell the girls to move and sit down. Heres where things get to start interesting. Nine fucking girls surround me I literally have a girl sitting on the arm rest to the right of me, a girl to the left of me on the couch, a girl sitting on the other arm rest, a girl sitting on a chair next to the other arm rest, then like four girls on the floor and they're all just laser staring the fuck out of me.
I'm just sitting there like fuck yeah I'm awesome (self love can go a long way my friends) i start opening a giant conversation with all the girls. Just random bullshit about the stupidest fucking things that interest me, talking about all of our surroundings the fucking creepy chodes posted up against the bar. (I mean they're all dressed to impress and shit trying to look their best but really if you're not going to have fun guys don't come.) K after like five minutes of this shit just showing them pictures on my phone "HEY LOOK AT MY LITTLE BROTHER ISN'T HE CUTE HAHA" they reply with some stupid bullshit "Yeah he must get it from his big brother " yeah he's six by the way and my little buddy I show him off.
Anyways I've had enough of being the fucking host and entertaining everyone so I simply grab one of the girls by the hand place her on my lap and all the other girls slowly disappear one by one lets call this girl HBclingy so we're sitting there just vibing shes rubbing me on my thighs and shit its pretty much on we're in our own world and we're going to make babies I know she fucking wants it yet she's holding back so I'm just like fuck this I don't have time to waste more fish in the sea. I get up and one of the girl from my little circle approaches me.
"HEY YOUR SHIRT REMINDS ME OF FACIALS" in a sloppy ass drunk voice. My shirt reads to spray love on her face by the way guys awesome fucking shirt. We shall call this girl HBTall now this girl is pretty cute but I'm 6'2 and she's around 6'1 I dont know its just weird for me. We fuck around and touch each other for a while just pretty much talking about whatever the fuck comes to my mind she steals my hat and tells me she wants it. I tell her its not fucking happening. We continue to flirt I'm touching her but not really escalating from there though. I definitely make it known my intentions are purely sexual though. I can see HBClingy eye fucking the shit out of me the whole time this is going down. Fuck this you can wear my hat for now I wanna go say hi to my friends.
Chilling with my friends and my ex girlfriend walks in the door what a bitch! She totally tries to ruin everything I do by mocking me or some shit YEAH bitch two can play this game. So since my loud fucking ex shows up everyone is getting kicked out. I wait at the door saying bye to every single girl. Every girl eye fucked me with huge smiles as they left so I figure some easy ass day twos will come of this. As HBclingy is leaving I grab her I ask her what the deal is I know you want it. She responds with "xxx is here and I hooked up with him it's weird" I just tell her I'm friends with him nobody gives a fuck and she tells me she does. So I cover her eyes "Do you see him now?" Nope... Make out ensues for about twelve seconds HOLY SHIT CLAW OF DEATH.
My ex girlfriend fucking grabs me and drags me outside what the fuck bitch. "I need to talk to you," "Oh yeah about?" then all she can come up with is you're really tall my boyfriend is short. Hah sucks for you bitch i proceed to walk back inside while she yells HAVE FUN WITH HBCLINGY to my back. Grow up. So I'm saying bye to HBTALL and her friends turns out she came with hbclingy and im really good friends with the people they came with. So they all ask me to come back to their place im rolling balls and don't know what I want to do. Hbclingy isolates me and says please please come over I want you I'll fucking kill you if you don't. I tell her its too far its like a thiry minute drive away. So she says she'll give me gas money. Fuck yeah its on. Before she leaves I slam her against her car and proceed to make out for a minute rubbing her all the right places making sure to give her nice bites this shit always wins.
I'm walking to my car she drives by and yells COME OVER OR ILL CUT YOUR HEAD OFF. lol bitches are fucking crazy.
So I drive over there listening to some good old kid cudi rolling balls. Fun ass ride.
Anyways I get there and everyones smoking weed forget that shit I take HBclingy straight to the couch its make out time. We make out for like two fucking minutes im rubbing her pussy through her clothes all seems good! I look up half the people are gone. I see HBtall EYEFUCKING THE SHIT OUT OF ME HOLY FUCKING SHIT biting her lip giving me the fuck me now eyes. Turns out she is bi and getting really turned on watching me work my magic. So I was like BEDROOM time grab HBclingy yeah her roommates stole ALL THE FUCKING BEDROOMS and shes like uh I'm not doing it in front of everyone. Fuck you roommates fuck this stupid house and fuck yeah I love E. I take her into the kitchen proceed to finger her while she kisses my neck and moans in my ear yeah bitch you fucking love it. After waiting for a room for about twenty minutes I decide fuck this shit gotta bounce work in the morning. Check my phone I have like six texts from HBtall telling me how bad she wants me and that hbclingy is a loser (they're good friends) I can't help but find this shit funny as fuck. By the way the bathroom was really fucked up or something or I would of for sure taken her in there. Hbtall comes up to me hehehe your shirt really reminds me of facials rubs my chest and just eyefucks me some more. God if you werent so tall I would of bent you over and fucked you right there but I just have this fucking mental block. Fuck this going home got work in the AM finger HBclingy some more then dip.
Not a bad night overall just as Brad says on his blog pick the girl in which the logistics are already fucking settled and you know some stupid bullshit wont keep you from fucking. I had plenty of choices and I picked one with bad logistics. Check all your options learn from my mistakes!
HBTall making out with another girl
HBClingy being shy