Post by MintBerry Crunch on Feb 24, 2011 23:20:49 GMT -5
Alrighty boys, I figured if I don't post field reports I'll never be able to see if I'm gettin better or makin progress
I really do have a terrible memory, so I cannot recall past parties/bars well enough to give a rough outline of the convo, so Ill kick it off with a simple text convo.
Ive hooked up with this chick before, but I havn't had teh secks yet cause I didn't really know how to escalate that well(last summer)
Her: Tell me you're watchin jshore!?!?!?!?! I love vinny and his song about cannolis
Me: Bulls Heat!!! What is wrong with you?!?!
Her: Oh no!!! Vinny is the cutest everrrr!!! You're missing out
Me: Im tired of da shore. You goin to unofficial(the name of a special weekend at the University Of Illinois where little to no alcohol is consumed )
Her:Idk yet! I'm on spring break that weekend sooo idk?? But i dooo miss my mama. So I guess I'll have to pick... You or my mom
Me: Well I cant be your mama, but I can be your daddy for the weekend =0
Her:Wow. That's forward. Hahaha
Me: lmao, too bad I can't even make it darlin. I gotz to bro itz out wid my broskis dat weekend
Her: What? I missed like 75% of that text. Remember I'm not a frat star
Me: I am going to be enjoying the company of the bright, young gentleman in my brotherhood upon that weekend. Which entails consuming alcohol to beyond the point of ineberation in the presence of some ho, I mean. women. When u comin home tho
Her:Haha really?? You are seriously too much. Thanks for the word fix though
Me: Answer my question. Woma...ho
Her: Call me a nice name.
Me: Cupcake
Her: Oh thank you I'm glad you still have some class. I am coming home wednesday!!!
Me: Ill call ya that weeked
Her: Ok good xoxo have fun watching the game
Me: Its been over. Thats why Ive been replying to your nonsense. You Phail.
Me: (right after the last one was sent) PS love you
So am I all over the place or whaa? I'm not really concerned about the outcome on this one, but I just want to see if my text game is on the right track