jigsawjimmy
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Just because there's a goalie in the net, it doesn't mean you can't score
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Post by jigsawjimmy on Feb 6, 2011 15:16:00 GMT -5
This weekend I was reminded that when things get intense, you're going to walk away with some marks.
Scratches on your back are covered by your shirt, but that massive Hickey on your neck that looks like you lost a fight with a vacuum cleaner is right there for the world to see.
Honestly, I'm starting to think some of these chicks might be Vampires.
So here's the big question. Is that vampire bite a massive cock block, or a badge of honor.
I'm leaning towards badge of honor. It goes along with the whole "20% of guys sleep with 80% of women" thing (if those numbers are off, deal with it) and shows pre-selection.
I also found it was almost like peacocking. I'm way too lazy to try to hide a hickey and found I had girls constantly coming out of nowhere to comment.
So what's your view? Should you rock the chain and your turtleneck sweater or stand proudly with that red and purple mark on your neck?
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Post by Two Step on Feb 7, 2011 0:21:57 GMT -5
haha only if you let it be bad. I had this exact conversation once with a girl was playing a serious case of chicken romance with
Her: ohhh,, you have a hickey,, yeah im not doing shit with you now Me: You know if you wrnt being a fucking retard the whole time this could of been from you Her: oh hoo hoo....welll....er...ummmm Me: TO THE BATHROOM ME LADY!
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Post by MassiveRay on Feb 7, 2011 11:16:07 GMT -5
I fucking hate hickies, they look disgusting.
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tyt
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Post by tyt on Feb 11, 2011 3:03:39 GMT -5
Two Step's answer is pretty clear. But I don't know how to calibrate a girl getting used to me calling her a retard. Or am I overthinking?
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Post by Majesty on Feb 13, 2011 16:08:46 GMT -5
I got two last night and they look awful
But I will rock them as a sign of being alpha
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Post by psych on Mar 2, 2011 22:12:00 GMT -5
Hickeys are not for people who juggle women.
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Post by wurzel on Mar 16, 2011 4:12:51 GMT -5
Maybe ive been with sluts but so far the majority while I have hickeys find me more attractive :/
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