jigsawjimmy
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Just because there's a goalie in the net, it doesn't mean you can't score
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Post by jigsawjimmy on Jan 21, 2011 2:33:38 GMT -5
Ok guys, we've all inevitably ran into this situation, or will eventually run into it.
You're stone cold sober, and you run into the girl who's plastered. You can clearly get her... Do you go in and pickup this girl, or leave her?
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Post by Two Step on Jan 21, 2011 12:01:02 GMT -5
errr herrr herrr herrrr how bad do you need to get laid =P ifs shes like FUCKED UP then no...nooOOO
If shes to the point of drunk where she can recover. Id maybe drink and bit, take her home, but not fuck. Shed sober up and you guys would already have a flirty fun vibe going and the ice would be broken. Then its pretty much game on, and even if you dont fuck youll probably see her again.
I personally like a challenge and the chase
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Post by ceoarob on Jan 23, 2011 22:53:24 GMT -5
This is a post I made about it a lil while back
My University is notorious for people getting smashed. Hence why it is the Number 1 party school.
I decided that I wanted NOTHINGGG to do with Alc. It's a great feeling at night, but I hate the after effects.
So in all of my party nights, these are my notes about pulling sober in Uni:
-If I know the girl and we've hit it off already outside the bar, then I'll pull her. She wants my cock anyways. -If I just met the girl, but it's on, then I commence the drunk test.
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Drunk Test:
Me: "How many drinks have you had?" Her: "Oh not many" Me: "Stand up straight" *Take my left hand, grab her right arm, and push her forcefully* - I'm doing this to check her balance. If she doesn't move, then she's close to sober. If she takes 1 step, then she's beyond tipsy. 2 steps = Drunk. 3 steps = liability (aka, don't pull cause she's going to puke later tonight). Two Step Wrote:
If you are make sure she is competent, aka not stumbling around and knows whats goin on very clearly.
Obviously what 2step wrote about here is extremely relevant. Since pulling sober can be very sketchy, she needs to know what's up. If her vision is going blurry and she can't look you straight in the eyes, then don't pull. Personally, that would cross a limit.
But here's some general tips I've used:
-When I find a girl that is DTF, then I PROHIBIT her from drinking anymore alc. I'll say stuff like "We have Alc at my place...it's FREE...let's go" -I usually carry about 3 waterbottles with me every night that I go out. One for me, one that is mine that I share with others, and one to hydrate the girl if I pull. -I'm typically not on the prowl for drunk chicks, but DEFINITELY for DD's, Non-Drinker girls, girls that have "tests in the morning", and stuff like that. Designated Driver girls are pretty easy. You DO have to deal with logistics (aka, she's driving 3+ other people around, so how are you going to work this out), but they're ripe for the picking. -If I meet a STUNNER who is very drunk, I won't pull, but I'll basically molest her completely and get the number so when I text her the next day, she knows exactly who I am. -**I never say that I'm not drunk...everr** - SirKonstantine made an extremely valid point in one of his FR's when he said that he didn't get the pull because he told a girl that he was sober. She was LOOKING for an excuse to fuck him, but she couldn't use "Oh...we were both fucked up...so this time doesn't count". -Instead, when a girl asks, "Are you fucked up?" I just reply, "Oh yes...so very much" - I'll say that or something like, "Right now...I'm under the influence....of myself"
It's rare that I'll come across this shit since I'm so naturally high-energy and doing ballsy shit that girls and people in general will automatically assume that I'm drunk and shit. I mean fuck, if I walked up to a girl and started hugging her and asked, "Are you my mother???" she's def gonna think I'm from another planet.
But I say all that because it's really a moral issue you have to draw on. There are some girls who I'm like, "Yes...I'll pull this girl even if she is drunk" or "No, I won't", so it's really a case by case basis.
Like TwoStep said, 95% of the time, it'll be all good. But you gotta watch out for that 5%.
I think once, I brought a girl up to my room to drink, she was a little bit drunk already, so I decided to take some shots to "ease my conscense" (sic).
Now, I'm starting to realize that girls just are DTF whether their drunk or not, so I start asking this question, "If she were sober right now, would we fuck?".
But it's really something that you have to experiment with and decide what's for you or not.
Cheers
-AR
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jigsawjimmy
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Post by jigsawjimmy on Jan 24, 2011 17:23:24 GMT -5
Glad to know I'm not the only guy on the planet who has a problem pulling a chick beyond drunk. It was kind of funny, I'm in rez and I went to hang with some friends in a different building on campus. It was like 2 a.m and I decided to head back to my room. About 100 feet ahead of me are 2 girls walking. To give an idea, it was fresh snow and I could see the spots where they were slipping in the snow. They were slipping about every 5 steps, so it was even obvious from a distance they were absolutly blitzed. I keep a rule of not gaming girls who are completely out of their head drunk, so I decided I wasn't even going to open the set. I was, however, completely all right talking if they opened me. They opened me. So I keep it light, one girl falls down into a snow bank right after calling me over. So I help her up. She latches onto my arm. Says something about me being so nice... blah... blah... blah... YOUR MY NEW BOYFRIEND!!!! So I just look at her, and reply "You've got 5 minutes to impress me" At this point I couldn't even really tell what she looked like, she was petite but had her hood up. It could have been a gargoyle under there. As soon as I mention the 5 minutes, she looks up at me. Damn, she was FINE! So we banter a bit, but its becoming increasingly obvious that she was too far gone. I was honestly getting concerned she was going to throw up on me, so I decided that regardless of her interest in me I wasn't going to take her back to my place. That said, I was still going to make an impression. I worked a make out with the 5 minute timeline of her as my girlfriend. I said I don't kiss on the first date... She said that's a shame... BAM! MAKEOUT! So from there I number closed, and the texting is getting towards a second meeting. Should be interesting
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Post by Two Step on Jan 24, 2011 19:16:15 GMT -5
Yeah making out and all is cool
I know countless girls who have gotten drunk, acted like total sluts, and then said the guy forced himself upon her when she was basically raping him
Horribly drunk girls are bad in bed. If your semi good at this, you get laid enough...pass it up
Im not sure about you guys, but i try to pull for the challenge, not so much to get laid.
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Post by ceoarob on Jan 24, 2011 22:09:24 GMT -5
And just remember:
Whenever you see a girl who gets drunk every night, she's def not GF material (if that's what you're looking for).
If you picked her up in 5 minutes with no effort, then it won't be long again till she's plastered again and gets picked up some some super-chode.
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