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Post by acmra1 on Mar 20, 2011 12:27:39 GMT -5
love reading ur shit.., u throughly jst shat on tht guy dood like literally I can't imagine being more embarassed dood u basically jst beat him at life.. and the coffee shop girl was impressive I gotta work on doing stuff like this.. good shit
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Post by redglass1 on Mar 20, 2011 17:06:06 GMT -5
love reading ur shit.., u throughly jst shat on tht guy dood like literally I can't imagine being more embarassed dood u basically jst beat him at life.. and the coffee shop girl was impressive I gotta work on doing stuff like this.. good shit Pretty much what I thought. I can't believe her bf still has her added on facebook..... Edit: I can't believe he's still her bf also!
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Post by MassiveRay on Mar 30, 2011 12:40:09 GMT -5
Hey cuntsticks So I got a little bored sitting around the house all day so I went and got myself a stupidly well paid job about 2 mins from my house. My current schedule looks like this: 8.00am - Wake up 8.30 - leave for work 8.32 - Arrive at work 8.33 - 9.00 - Work on my sites (bad ass ranking in google by the way, money is only a few weeks away) 9.00 - 5.00 - Work making graphics and other fun shit while flirting with the girls in my office. 5.00 - 5.02 - Walk home From here on I write whatever I need to submit soon, work on websites for a bit, have dinner then head out. Flirt with smokin hot bishes then try to fuck them. Depending on how well the previous step went I have sex. Sleep Anyways the point of this post was to tell you mofos that I have decided to fuck two of the girls in my office, one smokin chinese girl, and a pretty scouser. I'm gonna fuck one of them on my welcome drinks party on Friday and another at some other point, haven't decided in which order yet Oh, did I mention I'm completely fucking rich at the moment? MULTIPLE REVENUE STREAMS BITCHES!!!
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Post by wurzel on Apr 1, 2011 2:25:15 GMT -5
Haha thats like me as well,
I only live 2 mins away from my work, what company u working for at the moment bro? Sounds like you got some hidden talents and shit, good stuff bro!
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Post by derogatory1 on Apr 2, 2011 13:43:11 GMT -5
You are a productive MONSTER
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Post by MassiveRay on Apr 2, 2011 13:53:15 GMT -5
Wurzel you are not like me, NOBODY is like me!!! I am being super productive, but shit is fucking tiring. So went out last night for welcome drinks, immediately decide that chinese girl shall be the one. Turns out she is really dull, doesn't drink and lives with her bf (in separate beds WTF). Attention naturally turns to scouse chick, her bf shows up, some big ass boxer motherfucker, I figure it's best to not start drama at the new job, at least until I am making millions in other ways. I start to hit on other girls, for some reason the only girls I like are the bar maids, they are on different bars so I work them both for a while, pretty shit though, coz it's busy and I can't pull them away from the bar. I have a dance off with a small chinaman, people love this. I get approached about a million times, girls are asking me what meaning my bands have. I tell them each one signifies a different position that I will pound them in later on, most laugh, some look disgusted yet turned on. I decide to start a best forward roll competition, girls are literally doing forward rolls on the d floor in tiny skirts, it is ridiculous. The second choice bar maid starts giving me free tequila, I kiss her over the bar because "she has no fucking lemons". I get twatholed. Both of my barmaids get moved to the same bar, I try to get them turned on so I can fuck them both, but I'm too drunk and they hate me. I kiis second choice one again, first choice looks devastated so I kiss her too. I feel sick. I go home alone and wake up at 2pm. ALONE
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Post by wurzel on Apr 3, 2011 1:53:27 GMT -5
Rofl front roll competitions BAhahahhHAhAHAHhAHhahHAHHAHAhahhahahshaushuahsuhaushuash
Bro that would have been fucking funny ass shit to watch Trollololololerskates, good job bro!
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Post by MassiveRay on Apr 13, 2011 12:59:16 GMT -5
Today I made friends with 4 guys, who when their collective wealth is added together are worth over £100,000,000 fucking crazy right. Basically Im getting paid to make valuable business contacts, today I went for brunch at a 30k a year golf club to shmooze prospective clients. Heres how it went down hahahahahaha. I strolled in looking slick as fuck (lie), completely under dressed among the guys wearing 5 grand suits etc, but you know what we say, if you think you're the coolest fucker there, YOU ARE! There is a putting green in the middle of the room with some suited guys playing around, I stroll over pick up a putter and ask if I can have a crack. They say sure young un, (I have never played golf in my life) and I am SHIT!!!! So these guys start teaching me how to do it and I start to sink a few putts, they teach me some golf bollocks, like birdie and fairway. Basically I'm having a laugh with them, not treating them like millionaires like everybody else does, they think I am cool. I swap numbers with them all, they want to take me for a quick 18 haha. I'm like errrrrm..... not until I've had a few beers at least. Later I go back to my table to get some food and everyone is like WTF are you doing? you dont just go and talk to the big 4, I tell them to shut up, I do what I want, I pay my membership just like them (yeah right). People are really shocked that I just made friends with these bajillionaires. Thy were just normal guys. Who says this self delusion shit doesn't work???
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