PERFECT WEEK!!!
I write this in the midst of a perfect week, every night since thursday I have fucked a new girl, I have 3 day 2's set for the next 3 nights, this will be my first ever 7/7 BOOM MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!
Here's how:
Thursday - The smoking hot slam piece from above pic.
I have been pretty ill lately, have some fucked up kidney problems so can't really push myself physically the way I usually do, this shit has led to me spending a lot of time in my home town (Manchester) and seeing as I was here, I got in touch with a lot of my old friends, people I haven't seen for a few years and such.
So I meet my one mate (The Gregster) for a few beers in my local, When I walk in I notice he is sat with the smoking hot beatch above. I assume he's into her so don't think much more of it, but as the night goes on she is showing a lot of interest, and we both LOVE tequila, OMG WE HAVE SOOOOO MUCH IN COMMON.
By this point The Gregster know's whats happening and excuses himself. I tell him I'll see him tomorrow and he leaves. We are now alone. UH OH.
I tell her that tequila should never be drunk unless it's in the form of a body shot. With this i stand her up and lay her on the table, obviously the whole bar is now looking over at this incredibly hot woman, laying on a table, pulling up her top to reveal some delicious looking hips and me pawing at her, licking her randomly and generally being silly. She is blatantly turned on and the bar maid gives me the "go on, get her out of here" look. (she knows me too well)
I take her home and abuse her vagina, on my mums couch.
Friday - The Gregster
So on the Friday afternoon I meet The Gregster for a casual chill on the park, he sun is shining for the first time in months and the park is busy buzzing with horny little bees. One of these bees is The Gregsters sister (The Kimster). Now I haven't seen her since she was 17 years old, she used to have braces and be pretty emo and otherwise unattractive. However now she is all grown up, has matured her style is pretty good looking.
As generally happens when I am out, people dissipate and I find myself in conversation with The Kimster alone. We are talking about how much she has grown up, and guess what? She used to like me when she was younger and I could have taken advantage of her hahahahahaha.
I tell her it's a good job that I didn't because things would be awkward as fuck, we'd be sat on the park and I would just be thinking about her naked, possibly wearing stockings. She gives me a smirk. I shrug it off and tell her that I doubt she even has stockings as she is a good girl and waaaay too innocent. She assures me this is not the case, we agree to let her prove it to me and she gives me her number. I tell her I will text her for details later and leave with The Gregster.
She texts me a winky thing and it begins. We work out the details and I get to her place, she does not own stockings currently, I tell her that she is a liar and a naughty girl, before i place my cock into her mouth.
She has a cute pug.
Oh and a hot ass.
Saturday - LB
I am sat at home watching football with my brother, putting the finishing touches to my part of the brand new collegflirt ebook whilst simultaneously chatting to folk on facebook. By the way I am going to be the best in the world at online game, Mr Two Step has been giving me tips and I am now an online god.
I see a girl I used to fuck in college on fb chat and give her some shizzle.
While I was writing this, I got a text from this girl telling me she was sat in uni thinking of sucking my cock, she is filth.
It is basically this:
Me - YOU give me number
Her - Oh hi to you too, it's 07xxxxxxxx
Me - I shall now use it to flirt mercilessly with you
Her - hehe suck my tits blah blah etc
Me - I'm coming over
Within about half an hour my cock is in her mouth, and we are playing with her ridiculous amount of martial arts weapons, she has swords and shit. I later regret fucking her because she is clingy and not all that attractive, but she passed a few hours on a saturday afternoon.
Sunday - Leeds
On Sunday i decide I should go home and see if things are all in order, I book my coach for that night and realize that I could have the perfect week so set plans in motion to give myself the best possible chance of success. I text all of my girls in Leeds and there are very few bites
One girl gets back to me and is already out drinking. She is hot so I decide to go meet her. Pretty much as soon as I get there she is all over me, my only job here is to get her somewhere to bone.
EASY!
The next 3 nights are set up as so:
Monday - Girl I met on Plenty of fish, she looks hot on her pics and is dirty, she is coming over to simulate waterfall sex, she is totally DTFUWF (credit Two Step)
Tuesday - Met a girl while walking through uni to print some stuff, she was really little and cute, used some AFC Adam shit on her "Excuse me, I'm on my way to a meeting but you look really interesting, give me your number" The most efficient way of getting numbers off girls who are walking, the only consistent way of getting them i have ever used.
Wednesday - One of my world famous tequila parties, there will be around 5 girls who are guaranteed to want my cock.
The rules for tequila party are:
1) Must wear stockings
2) Must give and take a body shot to gain entry
3) Must use Dan's extreme body shot rules for said body shots, the rules are that they cannot wear more than underwear and the shots have to be done in sex positions, salt on thighs, shot in cleavage, lemon in mouth.
This gets the party very sexually charged, there is always the chance of breaking out into an orgy, or a threeway (which is my aim).
PERFECT WEEK IS IN SIGHT!!!!