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Post by MassiveRay on Feb 11, 2011 20:08:53 GMT -5
So nothing has happened journal worthy (in terms of pulling) since last time I updated but had a few good nights out. Fucked a barmaid from my local bar, now whenever I go there I get free drinks SWEEEET. The other night she gave me a pint of Jager and challenged me to drink it, after pounding it, I had a ridiculous night of blow out after blow out. Including one where I told a girl she should fuck me because "next week I am going to invent google" haha Also been seeing one girl a LOT, she shall hereby be named "Fringe". I met her in a bar a few weeks back, she said that guys also chat her up with shit lines. I was like "yeah I know guys just aren't original these days". Then I grabbed her fringe and said "come on fringe" she gave me that "okay that was good smile" and we have been boning ever since. She came round on superbowl, wore one of my Buccs jerseys (and nothing else) made me buffalo wings, nachos and little american football cookies. Then gave me a bj just as Green Bay scored their first TD, fucking Jordy Nelson. Here is a preview, because I know you all love the photos. Hidden her face incase things get a little more serious with this one
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Post by acmra1 on Feb 12, 2011 13:54:31 GMT -5
girls hot .. good on u bro
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Post by bo on Feb 12, 2011 18:54:14 GMT -5
your thread has got exactly 666 views. your lucky charm is over sir! the chick magnet just switched poles and turned into a dick magnet
aside from that, love the FR and gj on everything bro keep posting pictures to keep us miring
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Post by MassiveRay on Feb 16, 2011 20:59:40 GMT -5
Right, so I have been out a lot lately, like 11 nights out of the last 14. I'm fucking tired and except for maybe meeting up with Awesome F this saturday, I'm planning on having a chilled weekend, but we'll see if that works out. Interesting story time. As valentines day was coming up I wanted to do something special for myself, so I put some thought into it and came up with a genius plan. I would invite my 3 favourite girls on a date, all together, but obviously wouldn't tell them hehe. They basically arrive 1 at a time and are obviously shocked that they are not my super special date, one might say they were each a teensy bit angry. oops. Heres how it happens: Me - As you all know, none of us are exclusively in a relationship and i figured, seeing as I like you all, you would like each other etc etc etc They all look around at each other, then at me, we all know what's up, is it going down? NOPE! Them - Varying degrees of FUCK YOU! WE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO DO etc etc blah blah bullshit Two of them leave in a massive fit of hormonal rage, must have been jam week for them. And I doubt I will ever see any of them again, one however styays to hangout and drink some champagne, she will not fuck me but this is a good sign that later on, I can get her to have a threeway with me. By 9pm the girls have all left and I am left alone boo hoo I go and tell my amazing tale to some of the guys at COLLEGEFLIRT.NET over in live chat, go for a shower, put on my suit and go ona fucking mission to replace the poon I will never see again. I basically stand around, pushing hot girls gently on the shoulder, then when they turn around all "offended" I smile and start talking to them, 90% of girls let me get away with this because: 1) I am super cool and ridiculously good looking 2) It is valentines day and every single girl who is out wants to fuck It is so easy on valentines day, I kiss like 7 girls with barely any effort, I a with my mates so no fucking tonight (a new rule I have) but I get lots of numbers and probably could have shagged a few of the girls if I would have tried. Time to put my AFTER SEX METHOD's ( collegeflirt.net/girl-sex/)to work, to get a new regular rotation. I have found some decent candidates, I have lovely pictures of them for you all YAY!!!!! These 3 girls shall be the new harem! I give them erm... lets say a week before I have been inside each of them at least once.
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Post by MassiveRay on Feb 16, 2011 23:28:47 GMT -5
Also this is how I facebook, simple and straight to the point. Typical exchange of a girl I met on night out who adds me: Me- Mobile number? Her- Ok 874872302095130 Me- Sweet, I shall now use it to shamelessly hit on you! They the say shit like "Good, I'll hit on you back" At this point switch it to the phone and either text her or call her, get her to meet up and DONE!!!! Attachments:
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Post by MassiveRay on Feb 22, 2011 7:19:17 GMT -5
More: This is a girl I knew when I was in college, havent spoken t her since, sent her this message out of nowhere, will bone her this week some time. She was a couple of years younger than me so I never boned her back then, she is hot.
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Post by MassiveRay on Feb 25, 2011 9:45:27 GMT -5
So last night I went out in a pretty ghetto part of town, present we have me, my best mate (Tit) and another mate (Bez). We go to 3 places and there is not a single girl around that makes me wanna put my bajango in them ☹.
Eventually we settle for a posh little bar, the class of girls is higher here but still no bobby dazzlers, except for one. She is by a long way, the hottest girl we have seen all night. Problem being that she is clearly on a date with some gimp. I wait for him to leave and sit across from her.
Me – Where has your boyfriend gone? Her – Oh, he’s not my boyfriend (OH REALLY?) Me – Oh, well your brother is looking at you like this is some creepy date. Her – Hehehe he’s not my brother, it is a date. Me – OH SHIT!! It looks way too awkward to be a date, is it your first one with him? Her – Yes (looking at me embarrassed) Me – Well he is doing it all wrong……. (trademark cheeky grin) Her – Really so how would you do it Mr? (why do they always call me Mr before I put my cock in them) Me – Well for a start I wouldn’t be sitting across from you (move my (his) chair around to next to her, there see now I can touch you without it being all weird. Her – Hehe (giggly time)
At this point I look over to the bar and her date is iterally stood there with 2 drinks in his hand, watching me chat up his date hahaha, I feel bad for a millisecond then think FUCK HIM SHE’S HOT!
Me – Uh oh, we’ve been caught (nod in his direction)
She looks over and sees him, you can tell she feels bad but doesn’t want me to leave yet.
Me – Let me ask you a question? Her – Okay sure Me – When he first met you, how did he say hi? Like get up and demonstrate how your date started?
She gets up and gives some weak as fuck hug.
I show her how it should be done, spin her, hug her, pick her up, spin her again, kiss on the cheek, then one on the lips. A bit of a crowd has gathered now because we are having so much fun. My mates, her date and a couple other guys just watching, as well as 2 chunky girls.
I say a lot of shit here and set a me and her against every other man in the world, who don’t understand how to excite women etc, it is basically me and her saying how crap her date is and how it would be way more fun if it were us, somewhere in there I mention throwing her up against the wall, pouring chocolate on her naked body and licking it off. Apparently she thinks this is too forward, haha you cannot say it is too forward while looking turned on as fuck, she shoots me a mischievous look, She wants me.
I want to mention that at this point I am basically touching her up, just grabbing her, sitting her on my lap and stroking her boobies.
I figure this is a good time to let him blow himself (seeing as he has been watching me for like 20 mins now), then I will swoop and taker her like the hero that I am.
I tell him “sorry mate, nearly accidentally stole your girlfriend there” He gives me some chat about its cool, she’s not his gf, I dismiss him and return to the boys.
The place is getting pretty empty now so we start to run towards a couch (where there are 4 girls sat opposite) and dive onto it in comically fun fashion, people are loving us and between my dive attempts, the date girl is eye fucking the shit out of me, her date and my mates notice this.
After a few minutes, they get up to leave and I grab her in front of her date, and say “hey, you should give me your number” guy looks like I have smashed his heart into little pieces AWWWW CUGGLES!
She gives it, I kiss her on her lips and give her the eyes. Before she has even left I text her “ditch the geek and come back”.
She replies, give me 20 mins, haha she is back in about 10 mins, probably less. I dazzle her with my normal shit and fuck her at her place. She is HOT! (did I mention that).
I find out later from her that she met this guy on some internet dating site and has been talking to him for months. The hero strikes again SIGH!
My friends are all impressed yet try to tell me the next day that pick up had nothing to do with it, she just liked me HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I have also banged the 2 blondies from above reports in the past week YAY ME!
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Post by bo on Feb 26, 2011 9:09:45 GMT -5
sweet FR. you have any pics of the hotty?
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Post by MassiveRay on Feb 26, 2011 9:56:39 GMT -5
No you greedy fuck, jack it to the other million pics I have put on here.
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Post by tyt on Feb 26, 2011 12:34:45 GMT -5
In general for you to approach, does it matter if the girl realizes you (looks at you from distance and such, sort of invite you to come over) or not (you don't really need such a thing to go over to talk to a girl)?
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Post by MassiveRay on Feb 26, 2011 13:17:19 GMT -5
When I approach my thought process is this, "she's attractive" before I have finished this thought I have usually introduced myself, fuck her giving permission via eye contact, just GO
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Post by jlw on Feb 26, 2011 15:27:01 GMT -5
How do you deal with the girl's friends if you're out solo? Obviously if you have a wingman, he can occupy their time. But if you're out by yourself, that can be difficult. I had this problem last night (i wrote it in my FR journal)
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Post by MassiveRay on Mar 1, 2011 18:35:37 GMT -5
How do you deal with the girl's friends if you're out solo? Obviously if you have a wingman, he can occupy their time. But if you're out by yourself, that can be difficult. I had this problem last night (i wrote it in my FR journal) I have addressed exactly this in my new article that will be out tomorrow, check it out
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Post by MassiveRay on Mar 1, 2011 19:46:03 GMT -5
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Post by semtex on Mar 4, 2011 2:28:53 GMT -5
Loving it. Question: when you add girls to your rotation, what's your text/phone game like and how do your meet ups with girls go down?
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