|
Post by MassiveRay on Jan 14, 2011 4:50:06 GMT -5
I have updated this shit with pics so you can masturbate while looking at my pretty face, check them out.
|
|
|
Post by MassiveRay on Jan 14, 2011 21:53:17 GMT -5
Tonight I was a celebrity OMFG, somebody noticed me from my pics on this thread. Here's the story: I went out with a few of my non-pu mates, I hardly see them when were out due to there being girls around. So I'm in set and I get a tap on my shoulder (I assume it is one of my mates) "You're MASSIVERay!" I turn around and there are 3 guys stood looking at me, I shake their hands and say hello and shit, turn around and tell the girl they are some of my fans, I will come find her later (I don't). Anyway I'm happy these guys have noticed me because I have never had a decent wing in 5 years, but these guys don't want to be friends, they are all like "Yo let's have a PU contest" I tell them, I'm not feeling it and leave to chat up more women. These guys literally follow me around and jump into every set and try to steal my girls, which they obviously cannot. However they do restrict me to getting numbers. On occasion I have to literally pick up girls and move us away from them. These guys are starting to piss me off, they have NO calibration and fuck up every set, I see the getting blow out over and over, there is this gorgeous short girl (Tink) running around the bar and I must have her, but I lose her somewhere in the crowd. I go to chill and have a few beers with my mates. Later on I see her stood with all 3 of these guys, the one of them who has any semblance of game is chatting to her and the other guys are just watching, BOOM this is my opportunity. I go in and distract the 2 watchers with bullshit convo about football and tell them I will show them something awesome in a minute, I put on a big extravagant showpiece of a simple magic trick, that they should (all 3 of them) turn around and practice for a second while I distract Tink, they can then show it to her and she will fall in love with them. They leave me alone with the girl while they try out the trick HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I whisper in her ear "ditch these geeks and meet me out front in 5" give her the stink eye and she gives it back. I leave to go sit with my mates again, and watch as they do the trick for her (that she saw me teach them), so by them doing it all that happens is she thinks I am cooler. ROOKIES. I see her say something and leave, they make no attempt to stop her, she looks at me as she walks past so I follow, grab her hand and take her outside. We talk some shit about the guys who were chatting her up, determine they are geeks. AAAAND POOF, as if by some form of geek magic they appear, I grab her hand and run around the corner. Where we kiss and fondle. And to the guys who tried to fuck with me (I know they read this shit because they recognized me). This is what we were doing while you were looking for us BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA. FAGS!
|
|
|
Post by MassiveRay on Jan 17, 2011 10:32:33 GMT -5
So.......I'm sick!!!!! boo hoo For the past 2 days I have been unable to move, luckily I had the divisional playoffs to keep me company, but the NFL cannot suck my cock, so this afternoon I manned up and though I should seek female company, when I was in college this kind of situation was nothing, could text one of my housemates or go to their room and have instant company. There were also a few girls I could text to come "look after" me. Alas I am no longer and people have jobs, so at mid-day my options are not what they once were . However there is one option, DAY GAME MOTHERFUCKERS!!!! Now I feel like shit and am in no way up for it, then I think, Fuck you man flu, you cant break the snake. So I get ready I know I look badass right. Anyways the first place I arrive at as I leave my crib is a popular coffee shop that rhymes with shmarshmucks. I immediately see 2 girls who can give me what I want, I make a judgement call and pick the one who has her cleavage on show because I think she will be the easier one to pull, due to her having the bamalams out on such a cold day. Covo goes something like this: Me - Excuse me madam, do you mind if i sit by you, there are no seats in this fine establishment. (there are about 3 people in the whole place so loads of seats) Her - sure (dismissive) Her - (realizes I have a frog on my head) Haha what is that? Me - Its frog hat, he's shy so please don't stare (cheeky grin) Her - Hes very cute. Me - Just like his daddy Her - (smiles) Me - You should'nt smile all cute like that, it could give a man in my condition a heart attack Her - And what condition is that Mr? (is it just me or do girls always call me Mr when they want the cock?) Me - I have man flu (look sad) Her - Aww no, you need to get yourself home to bed Me - I know, I only came out to get soup, I am all alone at home. Her - Awww no (maternal instincts kicking in) Me - blah blah blah getting away from the obvious invite that we both know is coming....for a minute. Her - Well I need to get my shopping done, It was nice to meet you frog boy Me - Erm..... my name is MASSIVERay, SWEETHEART! Her - Oh im sorry (blah blah blah) Me - Here give me your number, I shall use it to flirt with you. Her - Hehe ok here. (puts in phone) BALLBAGS, I have failed in my mission, plus I am wearing shorts so can barely feel my legs, it's so cold I consider buying some pants so I can stay out, unfortunately I feel pretty sick too so I head home after one attempt. So when I get back I text her, "have fun shopping buy yourself a slutty nurse outfit and come look after me" Her - "haha, you'd be so lucky " The wink tells me everything I need. So I push, we trade a couple of texts, consisting of me telling her to come over, send her my address about 5 times, until she eventually gives in and says she will look after me, if I can entertain her while she is here. "erm.... I have season 4 of prison break" sweet she is in. She comes over and is acting super awkward, she sits on my couch and I lay on her lap and ask her to stroke my hair. After a while of this she is looking bored (which I can't blame her for, I am just lay on her) So I amp it up a bit "OMG you are a miracle nurse, I feel much better" With this I completely change the vibe and put on a show, I am pretending not to be ill and being all high energy and entertaining. I draw her a picture of me to keep (it obviously has a comically large penis on show) . She says "haha you wish it was that big" DING DING!! round 1. I kiss her. After the kiss it is ridiculously easy to get her to shiz my niz, she basically puts up no resistance. During all the playful banter I take this. She tells me that she will get sick now and I tell her that I will wear my nurses outfit and make her feel better, we set up a date for a few days when I feel better. She leaves, I go to sleep. I'm on fucking fire lately. Like Eddie Murphy.
|
|
|
Post by HPRJ on Jan 17, 2011 19:57:18 GMT -5
hahaha YESSSSSS!
|
|
jw
New Member
Posts: 3
|
Post by jw on Jan 20, 2011 1:13:11 GMT -5
damn this is good shit
|
|
|
Post by MassiveRay on Jan 20, 2011 4:17:32 GMT -5
2 cheeky updates. Tuesday:If you read from the start you may remember this girl: Well a few days ago, she updated her facebook status to something like: "hearts twilight" I commented back on it, A friend of mine wears a twilight shirt to go out and meet girls haha. (cheers Two Step) Then I got an inbox message from her saying he sounds like her type of guy and I should introduce them. So I invited her to come to my house and watch Twilight (which I do not own) She duly accepted said offer. It was basically already on with this girl we have just needed an excuse to get in the same place at the same time. As soon as she came over we poured some wine that she had brought with her and got to it. She didn't even mention Twilight. Within about half an hour we were in the bedroom, I had mentioned to her a while back that my record was 11 orgasms in 12 hours (it's actually higher but I want it be beatable so se could challenge for it) She wants to challenge the record (like they all do) In the next 12 hours we reach 10, She sucks me off twice, we have sex 5 times, I wank on her boobs, ass and vag. 11 is not doable tonight Weird question: Why does my ass hurt when I cum so many times? Anyway she is cool, I will defo see more of her. Sexy as fuck too. Wednesday:The girl from my day game fr the other day has been texting me a lot asking if feel better yet and can we go on a date. Last night I said yes and told her I was hungry. Something I have been doing lately is getting girls into couple situations for day 2's, with great success. For a while I used to take them for dinner (me trying to impress them) then I used to get them to qualify to me (them paying and shit like that) now I do things that couples would do together, like going for food and running errands stuff. It seems to work. I hold their hands and basically treat her like a girlfriend. To see how i do day 2s check out collegeflirt.net/how-to-handle-dates/ So I get her to meet me at mine while I finish getting ready. (she has already been to my house once and coming over again, this gets her comfortable there, making it easier to get her home later. When I'm ready I take her to an all you can eat chinese buffet (I tell her dinner is on me if she buys dessert) On about 3rd or 4th course on our way back to the buffet I throw her up against the wall and kiss her in front of everyone in the restaurant. She is hesitant but gets into it. Did I mention that girls like it when you do stuff that other guys don't? CRAZY RIGHT? After dinner I take her to a shop on the way back to mine, where she pays for rice krispies, 2 big bars of chocolate, marshmallows and ice cream. Take her home and have a super romantic time making chocolate krispies together, then we go to bed for cuggles. I can only manage once, I am still sore from the night before. This one is gf material UH OHHHHHH And because I kow you only read for the pics, here:
|
|
|
Post by MassiveRay on Jan 27, 2011 11:31:20 GMT -5
Hola amigos. (girls love spanish)
Had a busy week and I'm fucking exhausted, been working for a theatre company for learning disabled actors, cool as fuck job. Also been out 6 nights in a row and I'm going to London for the weekend, the next time I will have proper sleep ill be Monday day time. Anyway to keep this thing fresh, here is a FR from this week.
I got a text from some girls I used to hang out with in Uni, they aren't good looking but I always have a laugh when I'm with them. They have a friend in town and are going out and trying to impress her by inviting loads of guys out, I figure Why not? and get ready.
When I get there the girls have clearly already been drinking for a while and are being silly and loud. So when I walk in I get a massive cheer and hugs all around, this makes me smile.
The girl they have visiting them is pretty cute, the innocent type. Everyone knows that I love corrupting innocent girls. Target acquired.
I give her a hug and go to hook myself up with a drink, while I'm at the bar I make small talk with a cutie who is stood next to me, just random shit about why she is alone, I ask if she is a cockhunter on the prowl? Can't remember what she says but it is some fiesty comment basically saying how dare I talk to a complete stranger in such a rude manner. I tell her that her mum is a rude manner. (I've been doing mum jokes ever since I read fingerman's thread) She is being very negative towards me but her body language and her eyes are telling me she wants to fuck. Weird. Anyway I hug her goodbye and give her a gentle slap on her ass.
Go back to the group and new girl (Kenyakitty) asks me if I always talk to strange girls. "Only the ugly ones, hi I'm Dan" She punches me in the arm, I now know I will be inside her at some point during this evening.
Anyway I spend the night being me, on my disco dancing best form, had a couple of dance offs (club gold) and got around 30 people to copy my new dance move. Basically I am now king of this small bar. People buy me drinks, random girls come to talk to me. Seeing and being involved in all of this obviously makes Kenyakitty wet between her legs. But it's getting late and I am in work early tomorrow. Time to pull.
I pull off one of my trademark moves and shout "SHOT TIME!!!" We all cheer and agree. So I grab Kenyakitty and tell her that she can help me get them. Grab her hand and get her to the bar. Order 2 shots of tequila and line them up on the bar. Every time I talk to this girl she blabbers on about some trip she took to Kenya. So she is talking about drinking tequila in Kenya, I say "sssshhhhhhhh next time you talk about Kenya I'm going to bite your ass" (which was delicious by the way) During the next 5 minutes or so, she mentions Kenya no less than 5 times, I get bored of biting her ass and tell her that from now on for each time she mentions it I will remove an item of her clothing when I get her home. She says Ok, which is basically telling me that she will come home with me.
We go outside to smoke (neither of us smoke) I kiss her and without really much effort, we go and get in a taxi and go back to mine, where I remove all of her clothes despite the fact that she hasn't mentioned Kenya. I then fuck her and tell her I am doing it elephant style, while using my arm as a trunk making elephant noises. When were done, I notice i have a text on my phone from one of the girls I went out with. Saying "I take it you and Kenyakitty have gone, tell her we are home if she wants to come back" or something like that.
This girl was rough, she liked having her hair pulled and being scratched and bitten, she did it all back to me and it just hurt, not pleasurable.
I tell her and she says that she had best be going then, I just smile and have sex with her again. Then she leaves. I get to sleep by about 1am and have plenty of sleep before work in the morning.
Anyway fuckers, I'm off to London. BOOM!!!
Adios
|
|
gohan
New Member
Posts: 11
|
Post by gohan on Jan 30, 2011 20:54:48 GMT -5
I'm a noob to this forum, but holy fuck
|
|
|
Post by socialrob on Jan 30, 2011 22:00:13 GMT -5
Mate it's awesome to see someone flying the flag for England, good work. And that russell square hostel in London is pretty cool, had some fun times with a Brazilian girl there.
|
|
|
Post by MassiveRay on Jan 31, 2011 9:17:36 GMT -5
Cheers fellas. I stayed at that Russell Square Hostel last year, fucked a cheeky little french blonde in there. On the top bunk of 3 with 2 people sleeping below haha. This year I'm kind of a big deal so I stayed at The Millenium Gloucester haha. Tried to update this shit with a badass ULTIMATE FR OF COLLEGEFLIRT, which was gonna basically be me and Pringles ripping up Leicester Square but the motherfucker was too busy munching rug to come flirt with me
|
|
|
Post by MassiveRay on Feb 1, 2011 13:49:27 GMT -5
Soooooo London hahahahaha, fucking hot women EVERYWHERE, even the ones who aren't hot do the best with what they have, I can tell it's gonna be a BIG weekend and I haven't even left the train station. While I was on the train I was reading some shit on the FR's section and noticed that my fellow CollegeFlirter Pringles was knocking about in London. So I swung him a facebook message to see if he was around for a monster weekend of hot hot poon, but unfortunately he was busy and couldn't rip up Leicester Square with me but fuck him, London is waiting. Now a little bit of explanation, I was meeting around 60 women and about 30 guys who I have worked with in New york over the past few years, so it's a reunion situation, yet I dont know a lot of the girls too well, perfect for social circle gaming. I also hear a rumour that there are loads of girls from 2009 (which I didn't attend) showing up. Should be fun. Anyway reunion is on Saturday, there is one day before that so: Friday While in London I will be staying with my friend Triggs she is one of the coolest people I have ever met. She and her flatmate are meeting some girl they went travelling with and we are going to a bar where one of their boyfriend's works, so we get free drinks al night SWEEEEET! Anyway we get there the girls are as follows, tall beautiful blonde, super skinny and about 6 foot 2, she is hot but has the boyfriend, and tiny brunette with eyes that i wanna glue shut with my sperm (Spermeyes). Yep Target. I goes pretty smoothly, but I think it's really interesting so I will write about it. Early on (like first 2 minutes) she politely asks me what I do for a living, I'm feeling frisky so here is the conversation: Me "I teach men how to pull women" Spermeyes "really? no way? how? what do you teach them?" she doesn't believe me and is sort of doubting my ability to pull, never mind teach others to. Bless her. Me "Yeah fo real, I'm a playa yo" Making light of it, I don't wanna be like "no no i do really listen this is how. At this point I also give her some of my trademark eye contact that communicates to her that I get shit done. Spermeyes "No really though, what do you do?" Me "I teach guys to pull" Serious tone and cheeky grin. Spermeyes "But how do you do it? you can't teach guys to pull, it just happens" Of course it does sweetie. Me "well, first I show them not to be afraid to go over to a girl they find attractive and talk to her" From here we talk for about an hour or so, I basically walk her through mystery method steps, a1, c3 all that bollocks, but leave out the creepy language. Somewhere around the kino bit here you do compliance tests by grabbing her hands and squeezing and if she squeezes back she is attracted to you. Me "so the fact that you squeezed back means that I have established attraction with you, you blatantly think I am hot" Spermeyes "oooooooh" gets all giggly and starts hiding her face behind her arms. She now OFFICIALLY wants the cock. At this point people have noticed that we have mini isolated and are kind of watching and listening to what were doing. (basically I have moved around to her side of the table and she is leaning towards me and away from the rest of the group) They all (3 of them, my 2 mates Triggs and Kerrminator and the tall blonde) get interested and listen to the rest of the seduction process, this look awesome to the rest of the club as there are 4 girls all intently listening to what I am saying. We basically all go back to Triggs house (where spermeyes also lives) and have some food, I tell spermeyes I need to use her laptop to check facebook and she should show me how to use it. We go to her room, where I just grab her and kiss her, we get on the bed, have some sex and I see the girls in the morning, before I head off to work at the camp fair in Kensington, it takes 2 hours to get there because the circle line is out of order Saturday later, much more eventful
|
|
|
Post by MassiveRay on Feb 2, 2011 12:12:49 GMT -5
So I was gonna write this last night but I got distracted by a vagina. High five to me. Anyway, SaturdaySo we agree to meet everybody at the bar at 7.30, we have a huge area reserved and are expecting over a hundred people, but there are people sat in our area, when we get there, so me and one of my mates who I call Carl despite his name being Mark have to play bouncer and usher people out. We have reserved signs on the tables with our friends name on them, but people have written some hilarious shit all over them about how much of a slut she is and they hope she has a shit birthday, they also change her name to some funny shit. We rip them off (because our friend is sensitive and will cry if she sees such things) and build a wall of chairs so these mofos don’t interrupt us VIP’s any more. There are basically about 3 of us there (the people who arranged it) so I go for a scout around the club see if there are any decent girls there to show my skillllz to. There are a couple of smoking hot landan girls but I get distracted by a girl who has a laptop and is offering me shots for my info, of course I oblige her. Flirt with her a little, get my shot and go on my merry way, I get myself to the bar and take advantage of the very generous drinks offer of 2 pitchers of cocktails for the price of 1, I order some shit called a fuzzy shark, and am waking away with 2 pitchers 1 in each hand. At this point a sudden influx of the people we invited turn up and are grabbing my ass and shit. There is a girl there who just blows every other girl in this place away, unfortunately she is a lesbian, but there are rumours of her letting guys go down on her (that one way shit doesn’t fly with me). I flirt with her for a bit and call her a shit lesbian, then tell her she should just give it up and suck a dick, NO GO! She’s fucking hot so I go back to her a lot throughout the night. There are altogether 5 years worth of camp people here, 4 of those years I was there, the other year shall now be known as 09ers due to the fact that they were at camp in 09 and I wasn’t. The 09ers consist of 4 hot girls, a rank girl and 1 guy, there are a few more who don’t fit into the 09ers category because they were there for my years too. I am stood with two of these such people when 09ers walk in, they all scram and like hug each other and shit, so being me I scream too, grab one of the girls, she has amazing chebs, hug her, pick her up over my shoulder, slap her ass and carry her to the bar, I tell her it is tequila time, and we order two, at this point I make no effort to pay, so she fills the void by paying, SWEET free tequila. After this she is pretending she doesn’t like me like “Who are you? Why did I buy you a drink?” I take this as “I like you but I will play hard to get for a bit”, I think okay and ditch her, go back to my mates and dance, chat and catch up with people. Building a lot of attraction quickly and then taking it away creates a vacuum in her night that can only be filled by my cock. I go to the bar with 3 of my mates (including lesbian) take off my top lay on the bar and they do body shots from me. I see Chebs watching this and give her my trademark smile, she continually acts like she is rejecting me. But I see that flicker of I want your cock in her eyes. It is decided I SHALL HAVE HER. I continue to do my thing which includes an impromptu lapdance for 2 girls, 1 welsh hottie and a Scottish Hippocrocopig. While rapping Drake to them, “she call me the referee coz I’m so official, my shirt ain’t got no stripes but I can make your pussy whiiiiiiiistle” This obviously makes them wet, I again catch eye contact with Chebs, she wants it. As things are winding down, I am just stood chatting to some people and she comes over, this is the moment I have been expecting. Chebs “Who are you?” Me “I’m MASSIVERay, and if you don’t know, you better ask somebody” Nick Cannon classic. We jargon for a while and it is getting obvious that people know we are gonna fuck, I like to keep things private from these people because I want to fuck some of them this summer and I like the whole, he fucks but doesn’t brag thing I have going on. (If only they could read this haha), she is basically trying to rape my face and rubbing my dick now, and still asking dumb fucking questions. Chebs “Youre going to get me into trouble aren’t you?” Me “You have no idea” by this point I my hands are all over her, on the outside obviously because I’m a gentleman. Chebs “Where are you from?” Me “Over here let me show you” Grab her and taker her over to the stairs, walk down to here the toilets are and go at it. I start fingering her and she is loving, I have decided that I will fuck her in the bathroom and then go back to Triggs and fuck Spermeyes because I like her more and she has a comfy bed. She puts her hands down my pants and starts wanking me off, just as I am about to pull her into the bathroom, some people walk down and put a stop to my shenanigans. I decide that it’s not worth pursuing as I want Spermeyes. 09ers love me now and try to get me to go back to their hostel, I weigh up my options and ask Triggs what Spermeyes is doing, turns out she is meet us for a cab on the way home. I decide to chance it and go home, get in and spermeyes is all over me from the start (pull her onto my lap in the cab) we go to bed have a nice little chat and then make sweet tender love. HAKUNAMATATA BITCHES! Read this too it is my finest work:
collegeflirt.net/logistically-speaking/.
It tells you what to do to prepare for bringing a girl home to your place.
|
|
|
Post by MassiveRay on Feb 4, 2011 21:33:55 GMT -5
Found some pics from the other night posted on facebook. They are not of me but I'm in the background doing my thing. I have blurred out the faces of the innocent and highlighted me in action. Me with Chebs, note her body language, leaning completely into me, and we are totally in each others face. She is also playing with my tie. (this is foreplay before she played with my dinkalink) Also worth a note that the girl in pink never took her eyes off us the whole time and when Chebs went to the bar she tried to twotblock her and take me for herself, but Chebs had nice chebs. This is me giving the lesbian some of my world class banter (I think). Check out my relaxed body language, even though I have absolutely no chance of pulling her (and I know this) to others it looks like she is interested in me. BOOM motherfuckers, thats social proof. People actually asked me afterwards if I was gonna fuck her. I reply with my traditional "I don't talk about that stuff"
|
|
|
Post by derogatory1 on Feb 5, 2011 8:52:52 GMT -5
solid as fuck. your game is just so fluid. you just say and do what you want its dope. i could never slap a girls ass taht i just met i find it disrespectful for some reason.
do you think i should learn MM to learn these compliance test shit? i feel like theres some fundamental shit that i dont know
|
|
|
Post by MassiveRay on Feb 5, 2011 11:18:46 GMT -5
Nah Mystery Method is played out, keep reading two steps essentials, he will cover it.
|
|